BindTortureKast

Hail to all listeners of BTK! For this one, we are reviewing the new black metal flick, "Lords Of Chaos".  This one really is a Chris-pick, even more so than all the other films I alone pick.  Unless you are new to the show, you may have noticed by my musical choices that I kinda sorta like black metal.  I also read this book when I was just out of high school, which, by Luke's counting, is about 57 years ago.  Needless to say, the very thought that this account of the truly fucked up shit that happened in Norway at the start of black metal as we know it could be made into a film was kind of crazy to me.  Well, the film was made and we are here to talk about it.  Also, let me just say that for me to pick only two black metal songs for this episode was an impossible task, so I am sorry if your favorite black metal classic was not included.  Maybe next time.  I toyed with the idea of playing rap music in this episode, but realized my adversarial nature was veering headfirst into masochism, so I decided against it.  Anyhoo, Hail Satan and stuff. Woo Hoo, the devil. Yay.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"Funeral Fog"-Emperor

"Ensorcelled By Khaos"-Emperor

Hello everyone, and thanks for checking out episode 232 of your favorite horror podcast (or at least, the one that you dislike less than some of the other ones), BindTortureKast.  For this one, we are getting to a movie that came out earlier in 2018, but we just never got around to talking about.  It probably had a lot to do with our little 5 month hiatus, but since we have been back, I've been wanting to get to it so, for your listening pleasures, we are reviewing "My Friend Dahmer".  Rather than just talk about this one with Luke, it only seemed appropriate to bring on the only other person I have ever known with an equally great interest in the man himself, so Lydia joins us for a fun conversation about the film, as well.  Seriously, we have his entire FBI Case File (thank you United States Freedom Of Information Act), as well as a painting of Jeff on top of our refrigerator because, well, read the old newspaper articles...it'll make sense.  So, this should be a delicious conversation.  Be sure to head on over to nightface.ca for all of Lydia's recent horror author-y goodness, buy her books on amazon or wherever you can, and, of course, listen to her and Wes talk about all kinds of awesome horror on the Dead Air Podcast (available where ever find horror podcasts are...downloaded for free).

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"Cannibal Holocaust" (End Titles)-Riz Ortolani

"Blackest Eyes"-Porcupine Tree

Whats up kiddos, and welcome to episode 231 of BindTortureKast.  For this episode, we are hitting up the newish film from Unearthed, "Brutal".  Kind of going into this one blind, but dammit, I was ready for a new Unearthed Films...uh...film.  Hopefully it lives up to the name and the cover image because, frankly, those were the only selling points I had before blind-buying this one.  Enjoy the episode as much as we (hopefully) both enjoyed the film.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"Descend To Deviance"-Phlebotomized

"Plague Worship"-Black Tongue

Greetings everyone, and welcome to episode 230 of BTK.  For this one, we are taking up your time with our reviews of the new remake of "Suspiria".  Yep, it happened.  One of horror's holy cow's has been molested, and, depending on your tastes, slaughtered.  Well, however you feel about it, thanks for spending some time with us as we attempt to review this insanely long and ambitious film. And if you hated the film, just remember that your friends at BTK HQ at least attempted to use it to craft an enjoyable podcast for you.  At least there is that.  Right?  Oh christ....

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

"Suspirium"-Thom Yorke

"(now, we see) The Swine"-Suspiria

Whats up, you crazy bastards?  Welcome to episode 229 of BTK.  The show where we review a lot of extreme, challenging, and left of center horror cinema.  Except for this week, where, in preparation for next week's episode, we are reviewing the classic horror film, "Suspiria".  Definitely a strange history with this one, and we hope that you guys and gals manage to enjoy our reviews.  Its a bit of a smaller episode, but rest assured, we will be back with a longer one next week!  Thanks for listening everyone!

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

"Suspiria"-Goblin

"Allegedly, Dancefloor Tragedy"-Suspiria

Hello everyone, and thanks for ruining your new year with the first episode of BTK for 2019.  We are doubling down on more challenging cinema this year and starting the whole thing off with our reviews of "Suffering Bible".  This is a little-talked about film that I quite liked, so hopefully Luke doesn't ruin the whole thing with his negativity.  Also, Luke turns a year older during this episode's recording, which is just kind of sad.  Another year older, another year doing this wretched show.  Fun.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"A Realm Of Suffering"-Withered

"Belief"-Neurosis

Greetings everyone, and welcome to the END.  Yep, we are getting all kinds of goth here, as it is the END of BTK.  Thats right, the end of BTK...for this year, anyway.  As you all may have guessed, it is time for our annual wrap-up episode where we discuss some of the misses and all of the hits of the year.  Its been a pretty great year for the genre we all hold so dear, so be sure to strap in and strap on for Luke and my picks for the best fucking horror of 2018!  Thanks for listening everyone, happy annual cycle of calendar renewal and you not dying, and we will see you next year!  Unless we take a huge break again, in which case, 2020 here we come!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"Mother Of Satan"-Anaal Nathrakh

"Coagula"-Behemoth

Seasons Bleedings and Scary Krampus, all of you vomitous little elves of awfulness.  Thanks for spending a holiday evening by the fire(sofhell) with us while we review and discuss a little film that came out in 2017 called "Better Watch Out".  Just kidding.  We WERE going to review that, but "The House That Jack Built" came out on VOD and I figured there are plenty of podcasts doing holiday-themed horror right now.  And plenty of people spitting venom at Lars Von Trier, so we should have our say as only we can; with incoherent rambling!  Anyway, have a Slappy Holiday and be sure to prepare yourself for the TRUE horror of December: the annual BTK yearly wrap-up, coming at ya next, coming at ya HOT!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"Jack The Knife"-The Electric Hellfire Club

"Fame"-David Bowie

Hey guys.  For this one, we are reviewing the new Gareth Evans film, "Apostle".  It's not a Raid sequel and it just hit Netflix.  It looked too be a real departure for this insanely talented guy so join us as we talk about this amazing film, and be sure to check it out on Netflix before we spoil the shit out of it for ya.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"Hybrid Stigmata-The Apostasy"-Dimmu Borgir

"Apostasis"-Blut aus Nord

Hey everyone and welcome to a very short-notice kinda episode of BTK. For this one, we moved things around a bit so we could squeeze in a review of the surprise release of the new Timo Tjahanto film, "The Night Comes For Us". Last I heard, this damn thing was going to be a comic book, and now, we have been graced with a feature from one of my favorite directors working today. Oh, and it stars a bunch of people from "The Raid" movies which is never a bad thing in any universe that has, does, or ever will exist. So yeah, we are excited and you should be too!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)

"Night Vision"-Watain

"The Majesty Of The Night Sky"-Emperor