BindTortureKast

Greetings kids, and welcome to the 214th episode of BTK.  We are checking out the recent underground film "Who's Watching Oliver" on this one, and hopefully managing to get a decent review and discussion out of it.  Not sure as I am typing these notes up 2 weeks before we do the show.  Maybe 2/3rds of us hated it.  Well, that will suck.  Sorry in advance for a terrible show, everyone.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"Bleak"-Opeth

"Dirty Hole"-VAST

Hello one and all, and thanks for checking out this, the 212th Episode of BTK.  We are covering "Combat Shock" for this one, which is a movie that we somehow have never discussed or covered on the show, so now we have.  And you can listen to it.  Right now.  Or, like me, realize you have subscribed to too many podcasts, and they just keep showing up in your feed and end up simply deleting it because listening to it will take time away from crying and cutting yourself.  That's fine, as well.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance)'

"Forward!"-Anaal Nathrakh

"Thoughts Of A Soldier"-Funker Vogt

Greetings, you perverted bastards.  For the 207th episode of BindTortureKast, we are checking out a little film I'd been anticipating, then forgot about, then stumbled upon earlier this year, "Tonight She Comes".  

Yep. it is called "Tonight She Comes".

Ok, get it out of your system, children.  I'll wait.  

Actually, it is kinda funny, tee-hee.  

Anyhoo, I was quite surprised by how smart this film ended up being, and it satisfied the nudity and gore quota, too.  Will Steve and Luke think its as smart as I do, or am I just insane?  Listen in and you will have your answer.  Actually, let me preemptively say that I'm right about this, and damn Steve and Luke straight to hell if they disagree.  I love being the show host; I get to have the first and last word.  Power is fun.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Purple Wings”-Screamerclauz

“Beliar”-GosT

Greetings everyone, and thanks for checking out Episode 203 of BTK.  After a long fucking break, we are celebrating our return in bloody style, with our review of "Terrifier"; that OTHER horror movie where a clown kills people.  Anyway, hope you dig the episode like we dug this movie!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Wake”-Ihsahn

“Victims Of A Clown”-Ministry

Hey everyone, and welcome to the 200th episode of BTK.  For our only Blackfuckingchristmass film of December, we are checking out the recent Australian flick, "Red Christmas".  I have been looking forward to this one for so damn long, and those magnificent bastards at Artsploitation have finally helped to get it in front of my gelatinous little oculars.  Hopefully everyone liked it as much as I did, but if not, well, fuck 'em.  Steve and Luke get what they get.  And, ooh yeah, they get it good.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Abisme”-Blut aus Nord

“The Good Old Call”-Carpenter Brut

“T’was The Night Before Jesus”-Aqua Teen Hunger Force

For this episode, we are doing "Never Hike Alone", which IN NO WAY RESEMBLES OR IS A FACSIMILE OF ANY ONE PARTICULAR FRANCHISE OF FILMS.  What it IS, is a fan film that manages to be better than many of the official films starring Jason Voorhees.  Plus, its free to watch on Youtube since they couldn't legally profit from it lest Sean Cunningham and all his sons Cunningham bring the wrath of Crystal Lake Holdings, Inc, LLC Corp or whatever its called down on their heads.  Anyway check it out on Youtube and enjoy it while Sean Cunningham attaches his name to another video game he will take all of the credit for. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K_wkQSM8xM&t=17s

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Alone”-Amorphis

“Never”-Rosetta Stone

“Never Fucking Again”-Anaal Nathrakh

Hey there.  For this one, we are doing "Beyond The Black Rainbow", an awesome film from a few years back that was really at the forefront of the whole "80's nostalgia thing", and has since been mostly forgotten about it seems.  Well, leave it to BindHipsterKast to shout about how everyone should be watching this and not "Stranger Things", or whatever the current thing is now.  Thats us, born adversaries.

Music On This Episode (in order or appearance);

(all taken from the BTBR soundtrack, which you should really buy)

“1983”-Sinoia Caves

“Run Program: Sentionauts”-Sinoia Caves

“Elena’s Sound”-Sinoia Caves

Greetings and thanks for letting us annoy you for the 197th time.  For this one, we are checking out Joe Lynch's "Mayhem".  Been excited for this one, so hopefully it didn't leave me all rubbery and drippy.  Like Luke usually does.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Magic And Mayhem”-Amorphis

“Mayhem I”-Akira Yamaoka

“A Time To Die”-Mayhem

Holy shit we are old.  Its our 196th episode where we will waste your time talking about a movie you've probably already seen and have long-since made up your mind about.  But whatever, its an episode, its free, and you can think to yourself 'man, these guys couldn't be more wrong about this movie'.  It doesn't even matter what our opinions on it are, just think the opposite and it'll be a real hoot.  Also, here are those links I was talking about at the end of the episode.

www.soundcloud.com/dreamreapermusic/goosebumps

www.dreamreapermusic.com/goosebumps

www.dreamreapermusic.com

www.facebook.com/dreamreapermusic

www.soundcloud.com/dreamreapermusic

www.dreamreapermusic.bandcamp.com

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“The Sand Was Made Of Mountains”-Peccatum

“Blood Stains Blondes”-Deathstars

“Goosebumps”-DreamReaper

Hey everyone, and thanks for tuning into this very special episode of BTK.  I was only planning on doing 3 episodes for this October, but as luck would have it, the brand new live action adaptation of "Tokyo Ghoul" was having its last (in a small series of very limited showings) in Ottawa, Canada the VERY NIGHT I was arriving there for one of my Lydia visits.  Seeing as how she is the reason I got into that series, I thought it would only be gentlemanly and stuff to buy us both some tickets and go check this thing out.  It beat the alternative which was arriving there and saying "Ok, Lydia.  It was a nice couple hour visit, Im going to the theater now...".  Anyway, a new live action adaptation of a horror anime means a new Lydia and Chris episode of BTK.  SO here we are. A bonus episode for Halloween!  Enjoy.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Neo Tokyo”-Perturbator

“An Element Of Flesh”-Blut aus Nord