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Hey everyone, and HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING HALLOWEEN! For this festively creepy episode, we are assembling for the 194th time to bring you our reviews of the indie and underground Halloween Horror flick, "The Trick Or Treaters".  Luke and I were excited to see this one, and when it was made available FOR FREE on Youtube earlier this year, we jumped right on it.  I've been keeping this one in my back pocket for this very episode, so turn off "Halloween" and "Trick r' Treat" long enough to listen to our reviews of a very different kind of Halloween horror film! We love our indie horror and Halloween flicks and this one is BOTH, at 100mph, so check it the fuck out!

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Every Day Is Halloween” (Mix)-Ministry

“Hallowed Be Thy Name”-Cradle Of Filth

“Haunted Laundromat”-Frank Stewart

Spooky greetings to one and all, and welcome to episode 193 of BTK.  For this one, we are checking out "Hell House LLC".  This is a movie that I had been hearing some great things about and, honestly, it was a blind watch in the hopes of finding a new Halloween classic.  I thought it was neat and fun and really captured the spirit of haunted attractions better than a few other films I have seen that have a similar setting, so I figured we would give it a go.  Nothing heavy or serious, just a fun little horror film as we get closer to our favorite holiday!  Thanks for listening, everyone.  Be sure to head over to Hellhousellc.com to pick up a copy of this cool fucking film.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“House Of Sorrows”-Funker Vogt

“Glass Houses”-Skinny Puppy

Greetings, and thanks for checking out our newest episode, where we dive into the criminally-underappreciated Australian horror anthology, "A Night Of Horror: Volume One".  This one came out of nowhere, and with all of the kids talking about "It" and hating on "Leatherface", it seems to have passed many people by.  Well, not me goddamnit, so we are doing it for this episode.  Hopefully you find our reviews coherent enough to give it a rental (or a free watch on Amazon Instant for you Prime subscribers), if it sounds like it may be up your alley.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Core Solution”-Zyklon

“Testify” (Nosferatu Mix)-The Damned

“Haloed”-Frontline Assembly

This is the second Spoilers section for our Death Note episode everyone, so be sure to listen to the other part first if you care.  This is the part where Lydia and I REALLY get into the series and all of that shit, so if that is your bag, have the fuck at it.  And I don't want to hear about what an inconvenience it was to have to listen to this in two parts.  

Hi there.  This is the 191st episode of some show you were probably tricked into listening to by your emotionally unstable "friend" (you know, that person you hang around with because it makes you feel better about yourself).  Well, LIKE that "friend", we are a show that makes people feel better about themselves, simply by the vast ineptitude we emulate. And SPEAKING of "emotionally unstable", we are reviewing the fresh-to-(Direct TV)VOD film "Leatherface" for this week's episode.  While Luke and I generally loathe each other's very existence, one thing we DO agree upon is our love of French filmmakers Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury.  "Inside" and "Livide" are modern day classics, and while "Among The Living" was not quite AS good, it seemed like an appetizer for their first real-deal American film, "Leatherface".  How did it turn out?  Did they ruin our childhoods by daring to take a stab at yet another retelling of everyones favorite Texan cannibal family?  Well, listen to our reviews to see how it all turned out!

Music On This Episode (In Order Of Appearance);

“Tom Sawyer”-Rush

“Dead Skin Mask”-Slayer

Hey kids, and thanks for stopping by.  For our 190th, we are finally getting around to "Bag Boy Lover Boy", after a few release setbacks of this already heavily-anticipated film.  Was it worth the years of waiting?  Well, we are reviewing it, so obviously I like it, anyway.  How will Steve and Luke feel?  Jesus christ, what the fuck am I?  The fucking answer-man?  Just listen to our mess of a podcast and you'll get your goddamn answers.  Sheesh, so damn impatient. Also, be sure to keep an ear open for the return of Of Luke’s little attrocious bush cricket friends.

Music On This Episode (In Order Of Appearance);

“Hot Dog Music”-Brendon Small

“Obscure Pictures”-Funker Vogt

“A Picture In Motion”-Waveshaper

Jesus christ.  I am not even sure where to begin with this one...Thanks for downloading episode 189 of BTK.  We are reviewing what is quite possibly the most strange, bizarre, and feces-encrusted film I have ever seen, "Kuso".  If you've seen it, you get it.  If you haven't, do give it a rental (or a free view on Shudder), and tune in while we try to make some sense of this one.

Music On Thus Episode (In Order Of Appearance);

“Between Shit And Piss We Are Born”-Anaal Nathrakh

“Tard Chicken”-Screamerclauz

“Angel Of Wrath”-Samael

Hello ya fucks, and welcome to Episode 188 of BindTortureKast.  For this one, I am being joined by Lydia from Dead Air Podcast to help me review Adam Wingard's recent Netflix film adaptation of the mega-popular and ultra-loved "Death Note" series.  Lydia and I are both gigantic fans of the anime, and have been planning this episode for months, so here we are!  While there will be a segment devoted to direct anime comparisons, you can listen to most of this review with zero knowledge of the series up until this new film, so worry not.  We wanted to make this thing as listener-friendly as possible, so put the cries of "racism" and "whitewashing" aside, and grab an apple for our review of this bold little film!  And speaking just for myself, I don't give two fucking shits if anyone thinks we are "wrong" or "misinformed"; its a podcast folks, not a statement of fact!  As always, thank you so much to Lydia for coming on and helping me out with this thing.  If there was ever an episode that absolutely demanded her presence, its this one!

Music On This Episode (In Order Of Appearance);

“L’s Theme”

“Zetsubou Billy”-Maximum The Hormone

“What’s Up, People?”-Maximum The Hormone

Hey guys, and thanks for downloading episode 185 of BindTortureKast.  For our second, in our 80's Horror Month Extravaganza series of films, we come to Luke's pick.  All members of BTK had the opportunity to pick one of their favorite 80's horror films to review for the show.  Great concept right?  Of all of the amazing horror films that came out in the 80's, Luke picks "Cobra".  That's right, "Cobra".  Like, STALLONE'S "Cobra". Whatever, its his pick, and at least its not "Driven".  Honestly though, this was a cool film, and why the hell not, right?  And if you think its a terrible idea for a show, well, umm...I am sorry?  Were I capable of actual human emotion, I may feel bad, but I am not, so I don't.  

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Disease”-Insight 23

“Draped In Disease”-Bloodbath

“The Love Cats”-The Cure (Here is your Cure, Luke)

Hey, y'all, and welcome to episode 187 of BindTortureKast.  This episode marks the end of our month of 80's horror reviews.  We have done some great ones, from the first few "Hellraiser" films, to un-horror films like "Cobra", and even "The Blob".  But we are ending it the only way we know how; with extreme filth and depravity as we review one of my favorite films of all time.  Its a movie that is so filthy and dangerous, and I have honestly fought off reviewing it for years.  It felt too...obvious that we should have reviewed it, but fuck it.  Or butt-fuck it.  HOWEVER you want to "fuck it", we are reviewing "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer", starring everyone's favorite actor, Michael Rooker.  What a film this is, and knowing Steve and Luke are coming to this fresh makes it all the more sweet that we are finally doing it for the show!  Hope you guys liked our 80's picks this year, and be sure to let us know if you'd like to see us do another round of these one day.  We've never been much of a "theme" show, but this was fun, and I am ALL ABOUT fun...m'yep.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“I Want More”-Surgical Meth Machine

“Warpath”-Hypocrisy

“Gash Addict”-Street Sects