BindTortureKast

Hey everybody!  How are you all doin'?  Really?  That bad?  Well, prepare to fucking smile, because for our 186th episode of BindTortureKast, we are reviewing MY pick for our 3rd 80's horror film of August.  Well, maybe 4th, since the first episode was actually 2 movies.  But I digest, and so does the titular character in this week's film.  Yes friends, for this one, I have decided that we are doing "The Blob" from 1988.  Its the worst of all of the horror remakes that have ever or will ever exist, and along with Carpenter's "The Thing", proves that every hateful little internet piece of shit that says "all remakes suck" is absolutely correct.  All remakes are indeed shit, and this one is the stinkiest turd.  Or not.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

(original "Blob" radio spot)

"Destroyer"-Meteor

"Day Of Your Beliefs"-Amorphis

"The Awakening"-Dance With The Dead

Hell-o, and welcome to episode 184 of BindTortureKast.  This episode kicks off our month-long series of 80's horror reviews.  The premise was simple; each member of the show would pick a movie and we'd all review it.  Not to necessarily shed light on some unknown film, but just to have fun.  As such, don't expect any talk about some movie you've never heard of, but instead, you can expect us to revisit some older 80's films that we love.  Enter "Hellraiser" and "Hellbound: Hellraiser II", Steve's picks.  I gotta tell ya', when I asked the boys to give me some ideas for films they'd want to do, Steve didn't hesitate for a fucking second.  He was all, "Oh, Hellraiser.  Totally Hellraiser.  Or Hellraiser II.  Your choice.".  To which I said, "Fuck it, lets do both!". Hopefully you enjoy listening as our old and feeble horror brains try to add something of worth to an OCEAN of existing reviews.  Hope you have a good time with this one!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Honey and Sulpher”-Cradle Of Filth

“Revaluation of All Values (Tractatus Alogico Misanthropicus)”-Anaal Nathrakh        

“All Hope In Eclipse”-Cradle Of Filth

Hola señor and/or señorita, and welcome to episode ciento ochenta y tres of BindTortureKast.  For this one, we are revisiting not only what I feel is best home invasion film ever, but one of my absolute favorite films of all time, "Kidnapped" (or "Sequestrados" for you purists) from Miguel Angel Vivas.  High praise, I know, but sometimes a movie comes along that does absolutely everything perfectly and leaves me in a state of disbelief over what I just saw.  "Inside", "Martyrs", "High Tension", "Maniac"('13), "I Saw The Devil" are just a few of them for me.  "Kidnapped" is right in there, shoulder to shoulder with each one of those amazing films!  Don't believe me that its THAT good?  Well, clearly you just haven't seen it yet so go find a cheap DVD on amazon or an online rental/streaming option, and come on back and listen to our reviews.  No jokes or bullshit here, this is serious horror business and I am so fucking happy we are finally doing this one on BTK!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Spanish Lesson” (mix)-Pigface

“Sacred”-Moonspell

“Lunar Still”-Moonspell

Hi there, and "Happy Parents Day"!  Thats right, BTK is getting festive for our 182nd episode as we review the 1989 extremely dark and fucked up horror comedy, "Parents".  Recently, Vestron Video had released a new, celaned-up version of the film and I could not have been happier with it.  They made an already-great film even greater, so OF COURSE, BTK had to take a stab at it.  Will Luke love it as much as I do?  How the fuck should I know?  See, this is why I rarely like to recommend things to anyone because I am usually wrong, so just listen in and see what he thought.  

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Eat e Me, Drink Me, Love Me, Kill Me”-Pop Will Eat Itself

“Madd At My Dadd”-Devin Townsend

“Worlock” (ed)-Skinny Puppy (for those of you keeping score, yes, I already used this song on Lydia and my "Corpse Of Ana Fritz" episode, but this is a mix of it and that was the album version.  So fuck off.)

Hello and Hail Satan everybody!  Welcome to the most infernal podcast on the internet, BindTortureKast.  Well, we aren't THAT infernal.  Actually, despite some more pagan leanings, we are fairly farty.  That's right, a farty podcast.  Anyway, for our 181st episode, we are checking out a little movie that I had reviewed some years back called "The Devil's Rock".  Its got it all, kids; nude women, demons, nazi's, loads of gore, and a guy who looks like a SLIGHTLY more fit Sean Astin.  I seriously cannot NOT see a damn hobbit on screen whenever he shows up.  A hobbit with a machine gun.  Man, imagine if that guy who did John Wick had done the LotR trilogy.  Hobbits with machine guns?  Amazing.  Ok, what was I talking about?  Oh yeah, we are giving this little film the BTK treatment, so listen in if you have nothing better to do.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Wrath Of The Fallen”-Naglfar

“As Wolves Amongst Ruins”-Nightbringer

“Antlers”-Gloson

Hi.  How ya doing'? Welcome to the 180th episode of BindTortureKast.  We were going to review some other movie this week, but goddamned indie people cannot get their shit together (sad when a free podcast is more on the ball than filmmakers are).  Anyway, not to worry as we will get to it when we can, and this has afforded us a chance to review one of the greatest movies ever made (its a fact, I looked it up), "I Saw The Devil".  Talk about an amazing film, and we will do just that.  So thanks for joining us while we just talk about it.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Bigger Than The Devil”-S.O.D.

“Suffer Well”-Depeche Mode

“And I Grew Into Ribbons”-Street Sects

Hey guys, how ya doing?  Good, thats really nice to hear.  Happy your rash has cleared up.  Oh, Me? How am I doing? Well, I am seriously happy you all decided to pay us a visit for our 179th episode of BindTortureKast because we will be reviewing "Wyrmwood: Road Of The Dead", an Australian film that kicked all kinds of ass when it released a few years ago.  I always wanted to do this one, but things dont always work out the way I'd like, so a few years later, here we are.  Actually, things pretty much never work out the way I like but I keep moving on, not unlike the survivors in this week's movie pick.  UNLIKE the characters in the movie, at least I dont have to round up zombies and use their blood to fuel my Apocalyptomobile.  I DO have that going for me, at least.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Roadhouse Blues”-Ministry

“Dead Planet”-Frontline Assembly

“New Dead Nation (Of These Hopes)”-Deathstars

What is happening, my fellow horror nerds?  For the 178th episode of BTK, I am once again being joined by director Ian Bracken of Bracken Basement Production for yet another review of digital atrocities, this time, in the form of "Outlast 2".  The last time Ian was on (when we review Resident Evil 7: biohazard), I mentioned that if the full game of Outlast 2 was as intense as the demo, we'd be reconvening for it.  Well, here we are and you bet your sweet bippy that this game is not only intense, but probably the most fucked up game I have ever played.  So if you don t like video games, I do hope you'll listen in anyway, because there is some great shit to discuss with this one!  I can't remember the last time I felt shocked by anything as I am completely dead inside, but Outlast 2 did just that.  Curious how?  Listen in you impatient fucker.

Find Ian and all of his disgusting offerings online wherever lurkers lurk;

Bracken Basement Productions (Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, you get the idea)

All Praise The Gospel Of Knoth!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"Black God Aftermath"-Naglfar

"Satanchrist"-Anaal Nathrakh

Greetings bastards, and thanks for listening to our 177th episode of BindTortureKast. With Father's Day rapidly approaching, I felt it would be the perfect time to review a little Australian film I saw a few years back, "Daddy's Little Girl".  Not a perfect film, but an interesting story, and had no problem really "going for it" with the violence and gore.  Hopefully Steve and Luke liked it a much as I did, but if not, I won't exactly lose any sleep.  Like, I LITERALLY will not lose any sleep as these fucks keep me up way past my bedtime every single night we record.  So fuck them.  You know what?  I actually hope they HATE this movie!  Assholes.

Additionally, despite this being a festive episode, I never once say "Happy Father's Day" because I am awful.  So for the 3 of you who read these, if you have a wang and have already made more of yourself, "Happy Father's Day".

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Daddyuwarbash”-Skinny Puppy

“Negative Creep”-Nirvana

“Daddy’s Little Crenshaw Melon”-ScreamerClauz

Hey kids, and welcome to yet another episode of the awful horror podcast, BindTortureKast.  For our 176th episode, it will be far less awful, as horror author/co-host of Dead Air Podcast/host of Dead Cells Podcast Lydia Peever will be once again shaming herself by helping me class up this joint a little bit.  As it is a Mystery Show Of Doom, obviously, I will not be telling you what movie we are doing, so just listen to the fucking thing.  Or not, but either way, listen to Dead Cells, Dead Air, and ensure that you head over to nightface.ca for all of you Lydia needs.  Buy her books on Amazon or wherever else you can find them and please leave her some reviews. Seriously, she wrote the damn books, so please write the review!  Thanks for checking this one out, everyone!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“God’s Zoo”-Death Cult

“Punk In Park’s Zoo”-Skinny Puppy

Be sure to visit...

Nightface.ca to see more of Lydia's nuttiness and head on over to Splatterpictures.net for all of your Dead Air Podcast related tomfoolery!