BindTortureKast

Hi.  Its "Alien: Covenant" time.  M'yep.  So maybe you should listen to us as we review one of those rare mainstream films for the show.  I'm excited about this one, in case you can't tell.

ALIENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There.  I feel better now that I got that out...

Anyway, this one goes on for a REALLY long time because Steve and I were able to completely nerd the fuck out without that intrusive bastard Luke to gum up the works!  And Luke, if you've learned how to read and are reading this, I hate you. 

Music on this episode (in order of appearance);

“Eraser”-Hypocrisy

“Exterminate, Annihilate, Destroy”-Rotersand

Hey kids, and welcome to the 174th episode of BindTortureKast.  Despite taking inspiration from a serial killer for the very name of our podcast, we have never actually done a true life serial killer film for the show.  Well, that all changes now, as we are reviewing "Dahmer", from 2002.  I remembered renting this one when it came out, and really enjoying it, and since we are coming up on the Man's birthday, I thought that it would be a nice way to celebrate.  To remember.  Good times.  Anyway, thanks for tuning in and if you are looking for more lighthearted fare, be sure to come pack for episode 175 when we will be doing "Lukiewookie's Super Happy Fun Time Adventures In Pixieville McTiddlywinks".  Or "Alien: Covenant".

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Closer To God”-Nine Inch Nails

“Depraved Mind Murder”-Fear Factory

“The Night Stalker”-Carpenter Brut

Greeting one and all, and thanks for checking out BindTortureKast.  For our 173rd episode, we have settled on the new French/Belgian coming of age/cannibal flick, "Raw".  One of those strange films that we naturally were excited for, being the french horror nuts we are, but then it began getting actual mainstream buzz.  So we actually all left our houses and went to the theater to see this.  Like, together and stuff.  Weird.  Anyway, thanks for listening everybody, and we hope you enjoy the show as much as I enjoyed Luke and his Popcorn Tricks!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“End Credits/Final Reprise” & “Bus Crash”-Jim Williams

“Raw Power”-Perturbator

“Raw Main Title Theme”-Jim Williams

Hey fuckers, and thanks for checking out BTK, episode 172.  For this one, Luke and I are reviewing a sick little film called something-something.  Why are you even reading this? Just listen to the episode.  Seriously, I hate writing these things but I always think 'well, if just one person is reading them, its worth it.'  So make my life easier, and tell me you have stopped reading these.  

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Flesh Hold”-Fear Factory

“Secret Skin”-KMFDM v PIG

“Briefcase Full Of Guts”-Dethklok

Hi everyone, and welcome to Episode 171 of BindTortureKast.  For the one of you who was unable to guess what this episode will be on, I hope you enjoy the surprise.  For the rest of you who may have been interested in this one, I hope it was worth the wait.  Something new, something fun, something evil.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Kill Or Be Killed”-Akiyuki Morimoto /”You Are Dead”-Akiyuki Morimoto/“Go Tell Aunt Rhody”-Michael A. Levin

“0-0 (Where Evil Dwells)”-Fear Factory

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Holy crap guys, its Episode 170 of BindTortureKast.  While that in itself is hardly worth celebrating, what IS worth celebrating is a new film from a couple of the Astron 6 guys.  Thats right, serving straight-up horror with zero helpings of comedy, Jeremy Gillespie and Steven Kostanski have unleashed "The (motherfucking!!!) Void" upon us, the entirely unworthy public.  We have been seriously fucking excited about this one here on BTK, and if ever there was an episode I am happy you guys decided to waste your time on, its this one!  Now quit reading, and watch the movie.  If you've already seen it, punch whoever is talking to you right in their stupid, annoying, and (probably) ugly face and go watch the fucker again!

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Devoid”-Devin Townsend

“Into The Cold Voids Of Eternity”-Naglfar

“Cringe”-Gloson

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Ahoy-hoy, and for this episode of BindTortureKast, we are doing "Dead & Buried".  This is a movie that I loved as a child, and also a film that came out during the very year of my "coughing forth".  As such, I decided it was a perfect film to review following another celebration of one more year that I haven't died.  If you haven't seen it, do check it out before listening to this episode.  You may be surprised at just how awesome it is, and if you're not...ummmm...sorry?  We have other films coming next month.  Newer films.  So come back and listen to those episodes, I guess.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Dead and Buried”-Alien Sex Fiend

“Buried Alive”-Funker Vogt

“Born Dead, Buried Alive”-Hypocrisy

Hey everyone, and thanks for coming back to BindTortureKast for yet another Mystery Show Of Doom.  For this one, I am bringing Lydia back for a review I have been wanting to do for the better part of two years, but Luke is terrible so it never happened.  Lydia, on the other hand, is a damn saint, and aside from having two podcasts (the awesome Dead Cells and the amazing Dead Air Podcast), writing and releasing new books (Pray Lied Eve 2 is now available for your purchase on Kindle or Amazon itself at https://www.amazon.com/Lydia-Peever/e/B004VNGZRY/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1489281671&sr=8-1), this wonderful woman has agreed to, once again, debase herself by slumming it with me on BTK.  Anyway, we hope you guys enjoy this episode immensely, or at least, I hope you enjoy the stuff that Lydia says.  You can try and tune me out if it helps.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

“Spellbound (By The Devil)”-Dimmu Borgir

“Witch Hunt”-MDFMK

Hey everybody, and thanks for joining Luke and I for our 166th Episode of BindTortureKast.  For this one we are checking out... oh wait, its a Mystery Show.  You get nothing.  Goodbye.

Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);

"Dollhouse"-Switchblade Symphony

"Snuff"-Slayer