Holy hell, we finished the movie! Samantha is done with California, Charlotte has her baby, and Red Dragon meets Steve on the bridge. As for Carrie, she gets her happy ending too.

This is a long movie. Charlotte is still pregnant, Samantha still misses New York, and Red Dragon is still pissed at Steve. Guess what. Carrie is still heartbroken.

We're in the dead center. Samantha is bored in LA, Charlotte gets some good news, and Red Dragon moves back to The City. As for Carrie, she dies her hair and gets an assistant.

Ok everyone, this is where the shit hits the fan. Samantha gets a sneak peak at her neighbor's sex skills, Red Dragon finds out Steve was unfaithful, and Charlotte looks pretty and takes Lily everywhere. As for Carrie, I mean... Big is a dick.

We've moved on to the big screen. Shelby and Paul recount and critique the first 30 minutes of Sex and the City the Movie.

We can't believe it. It's finally here. We've reached the end of an era. It's the show finale. Samantha commits, Charlotte adopts, and Red Dragon's heart melts. As for Carrie, well, she ends up with Big John.

We're in Paris! Samantha makes a speech, Charlotte cries, and Miranda is a sweet Red Dragon. As for Carrie, she's in Paris! And hating it.

It's Paul's favorite episode! Samantha wears a ton of wigs, Charlotte slut shames her dog, and the Red Dragon returns with her red temper. As for Carrie, she's moving to Paris!!!

We're really hauling ass through season 6. Charlotte becomes a stage mom, Miranda loves Steve, and Samantha makes a sex tape. As for Carrie, she and the Russian have an emotional breakthrough.

Paul liked this episode! Charlotte meets Elizabeth Taylor, Samantha finds a wig, and Red Dragon goes to Brooklyn. As for Carrie, she has more of a learning curve with the Russian.