Warning: Adult content

The first episode in our new bonus series on the films of Greta Gerwig! Join Jay as he watches her directorial debut, the often overlooked mumblecore classic, Nights and Weekends. It is a change of pace from the Barbie movies we’ve been covering. Will its intimate storytelling and low-budget charms win us over?

Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone, but we have a secret. Fly with us through Barbie’s latest adventure, full of crazy fairies, insane magical duels, pega-ponies, and the key which might finally unlock the secrets of the Barbie Cinematic Universe!

Pack your bags and throw on your best circa-2010 outfit, as we make our way back to Paris! Barbie enters a new era with this magical tale of creativity, art, and Ken’s various misadventures. Is it très bien, or will it leave it saying “c'est terrible”?

Surf’s up, bow down, we’re the Queens of the Waves! Join John, Jay, returning guest Sara, and Barbie expert Samariel as we dive into Barbie’s second mermaid adventure!

Be sure to check out Samariel's other projects:

Serious Business: https://anchor.fm/seriousbuspod

The FrankenFiles: https://www.youtube.com/@TheUncannyProductions/featured 

All for one and one for all! Join the Three Musketeers themselves, John, Jay, and returning guest Rachel, for a look at Barbie's take on the classic Dumas novel!

John and Jay venture into Barbie's latest movie, following the titular Thumbelina as she changes hearts and minds in Barbie's first big message movie.

The Three Ghosts of Christmas: John, Jay, and special guest Jay’s Dad, are here to haunt your ears with a review of Barbie’s first Christmas movie! Are the divas, fangirls, and clumsy cats good additions to the Dickens story, or are they a humbug?

With John off on a different adventure, Jay is joined by three guests, Bethany, Emma, and Katie, in a quest to find the Diamond Castle. Follow them as they meet muses of music, creepy dancing dogs, and of course, cottage-core lesbians in the latest Barbie movie!

Special thanks to EmmaTongueDesign for our new artwork!

Meet us out by the edge of the light for a discussion of the first Fairytopia spin-off movie. Returning guests Chrys Anthemum and Sara come along for a journey filled with Skeezites, Meewahs, and plenty of fluttercorn!

Chrys Anthemum: https://www.instagram.com/chrys_anthem_um/