Biscuits and Backshots

Topics Include: A field of Wilford Brimlies, How the rise of AI will make the ruling parties switch their stance on falling birth rates, How the babies arrive to the Great Pacific Baby Pile, Who takes care of the babies that amass in the Great Pacific Baby Pile?, What would happen if the babies of the Great Pacific Baby Pile managed to return to land at full strength?, and many more!

Circa 2024

Topics Include: The time Daft Punk had to go Acapella, Harlequin Ichthyosis, SABoMGASoATiNG, A 'new' Olympics, Lick Me Down, the Demon Episode, and many more!

Circa 2024

Topics Include: When paramedics are required to try and resuscitate you, Setting up a series of contraptions to call an ambulance three days after you've died, The world's silliest pranks to pull on an EMT, and many, many more!

Circa 2024

Topic Include: The terrible power of cheese, The only weakness of polar bears, What to do when you're getting attacked by a polar bear (die), The future of scams, Honey badger can't lose, and many more!

Circa 2024

Topics Include: If YOUR dog hissed, what would you do? Can our country be considered free if dogs can't hiss? Does the liberal agenda stand in the way of hissing dogs? What is there to lose (or gain) from giving dogs the ability to hiss, A yes on prop 81 is a no for America! And many more!

Circa 2024

Topic Include: What Helga's dad would think if he came home early and found her at her gum shrine, Whether or not Helga as a child can be a sick pervert, The smell that must be coming off that thing, Why is it wet, Buda Dunana Nanuna... Na Na Na Nuna Hey Arnold!, and many more!

Circa 2024

Topics Include: Pigcorn, Kangaroos love to drown dogs, A very evil navy captain, Punching somebody in the face with an unarmed surface to surface missle, and many many more!

circa 2024

Topics Include: The terrible difference between butt naked and regular naked, The new fad for streakers at baseball games, Fool me once? shame on you. Fool me twice? I'm about to get butt naked, and many more!

circa 2024

don't listen until 12022

Topics Include:

One must imagine Prometheus happy, One must imagine the Roc would get pretty quick at takin' that liver, One must imagine getting barbed wire flossed, One must imagine a romantic daydream about the giant bird assigned to torment you, and many more!

circa 2024

Topics Include:

New Trolley Problem, Hypotheticals: Furry Style, I'd rather be watching Furries on TikTok, You say that like it's a joke but you clearly mean it, He blew it!, Elon Musk has an original character named 'Elon Tusk' that's a Were-Elephant, and many more!

Circa 2024

Don't listen for 10,000 years