Topics Include: Who watches the watchmen? It's the Phantom Bullet, A magic gun that makes everyone who witnesses it being fired forget, The incredible powerful of genital shots, and many more

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE!(2025)

Uh oh! We only did like thirty episodes in the first year! Looks like we're gonna have to add some more filler! After all, if the podcast ever catches up to the present, we have to stop making it! :0

This one starts off with a bit about funny astronaut pranks.

~Biscuits in the future

Topics Include: A cautionary tale about beer pong, Not spanking your roommate's girlfriend hard enough, The look of disappointment someone gives you when you don't haul off on them, and many many more!

Topics Include: politics, the solution to politics, ftp, funniest deaths, least funny deaths, expecting hell

Topics Include: We really nailed it this time, What a great episode, *** diaper, Oh no!, It's ruined!

Topic Include: ATAB, the prevalence of tomato brutality, the fact that nearly 40 percent of tomatoes belong to known hate groups, the main reasons people become tomatoes and why that should automatically disqualify them, the difference between tomato laws and tomato justice

Topics Include: An Old Lady, Fly, Spider, Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Cow, Horse, Perhaps She'll Die.

Topics Include: whiteness, lasagna, crime tips, that skittles commercial where the guy could turn everything he touched into skittles, the terrible fate of skittles man, new worst marketing strategy

Message from the future (2025):

Turns out, if you listen to it all at once, it's not that bad of an episode :D Enjoy!

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025):

The final part of the first Philler episode. It's a bit wistful. I only wish it could have been dragged out for longer. Ah well, at least now you'll be able to listen to the entire thing with no interruptions.

Topics Include: Fried Egg, Root Beer, Grilled Mushrooms, Hashbrowns, Chips On 'Em, a Sad and Terrible Duck Tragedy