Biscuits and Backshots

Topics Include: What's your dream hell? What would you do if you were Jim Carrey in the hit film 'Bruce Almighty'? How immediately will you be corrupted by power? Drake vs Kendrick: who won? And Many more!

circa 2024

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE:

This week on Biscuits and Backshots: the thrilling continuation to the filler episode recorded in 2025! How thrilling! This week we talk about Bird Names and what should happen to Kenneth Copeland when he's reincarnated.

Topics Include: When should a trans person tell their romantic interest that they're trans? ... That's it. That's the only topic we did for this one. Looks like the boys are headed into some troubled water. Can they get through it with their reputation intact?

Recorded May 2024

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE

Hello again from the distant future (2025). We're over halfway through the first filler episode folks! Can you imagine how satisfying it'll be in a month when the complete episode is out? That's gonna be great!

This time we talk about how saints work in the catholic faith. We do not at all handle it sensitively.

~Biscuits

Topics Include: Corvid research, A Game Where You Play as Dinosaurs, Backshots Doing His Best To Survive as a Stegosaurus, Backshots becoming the adopted mother of a group of pachycephalosaurs, Basically we talk about a game where you play as dinosaurs for most of it, You could probably skip the first two thirds if you don't wanna hear all that.

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025)

Can you believe it? We're already halfway through the first filler episode. How the time flies, huh? This one covers the way in which the Pope is REALLY chosen. Be warned, the episode is not particularly sensitive to those of the Catholic faith.

Enjoy

~Biscuits

Topics Include: Just like one or two should do it, Autism is always beneficial, right?, it's like a super power kind of, Didn't you see the documentary Rain Man?, At least the trains would run on time

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025)

It's part two of the filler episode! I was considering putting these really really far apart to make them more annoying, but I don't have much time to upload things today so I chose a quick one. Can't spend too much energy on a podcast that's only for two people (and a distant future)

Anyway, best wishes from the year 2025

~Biscuits

Topics Include: The most badass non-witch from Puritan days, How crushed was Giles Corey, The look on the witch hunters faces when he said "More Weight", David Blaine going back in time

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE!

Uh oh! We only made like 30 episodes in the first year! If we don't get at least 20 episodes ahead it'll eventually catch up with the present!

Better make a few filler episodes and chop 'em into little pieces to buy some time. Watch out for parts 2-6 of this one, and be sure to look for the clues to our ARG!

~Future Biscuits circa 2025