Another year has passed. What? You haven't caught up yet? Well guess what? It's the "Best Of" Bitch Over Here. And when we say "Best," we mean it's a clip show. We ring in the New Year with you to bring some joy and prosperity to your ass. A big thank you for all this who listened this  past year. Happy New Year bitches!

Merry Christmas bitches! Can't wait to open your presents? Neither can we. But we do it on the air for you. We also tackle some Christmas traditions, and when Johnas met Santa. We take on the War on Christmas (that doesn't exist). Hold onto your loved ones and hold tighter onto your enemies with this new episode. Merry Bitchmas!

Just like your Christmas packages this week, we're delayed. We're back with a mini episode sniffling our way this week to warm your senses. Yeah okay so it's short, but it's only because we go back in time for some experience with old technology. Hey old folks, remember that? Did you ever have that? Reminisce with us, but if you can't, just look up whatever the hell we're talking about.

Here we go again with the blabby blah blah giving you advice you never knew you wanted. We dispense it like tinsel on an over-decorated tree to light up your December with some friendship navigation to last you until the New Year. Keep those emails coming with your stories and your lovely questions, and we'll answer them with our best unqualified answers. Thanks for tuning in betch.

Yeah another mini-episode, deal with it...Please. We talk about cake, and crimes committed by these yahoos. Laura is astounded that Johnas’ passion for music led him to commit a crime. Take a bite of a sweet slice of humble pie as they recount their crimes of passion. Don't try this at home bitches...well maybe in public instead.

Excuse our lethargy. We're just stuffed with Turkey goodness and feeling a bit torpid and gassy. We muster the strength of our tryptophan hangover and start talking about Thanksgiving and some Filipino dishes for the masses.  Then we talk about Laura's survivalist instincts and her LifeStraw. Yeah, like that. Enjoy bitches.

We get a visit from a friend from the past with the latest episode and damnit, we're thankful. Also because it's Thanksgiving, giving us the feels of being warm and tingly on the inside, we tackle giving thanks, and doing our best to answer a tough question regarding our trans brothers and sisters. But the feature interview is author Yvonne Carder (yeah we go way back), who talks about the writing process and learning publishing. She's also got the scoop on her upcoming book and a dazzling insight on Johnas that you may or may not want to know. Cuddle up this Thanksgiving to your favorite warm beverage and take a listen bitches. 

Check out Yvonne Carder at www.yvonnecarder.com for some juicy bits into the fantasy world she has created.

This episode is brought to you by cheese. We bring to you an all email/question episode! Thank you listeners for submitting your questions and making sure we have something to talk about and something to figure out. We're successful in some ways, and maybe more successful in others. We channel our inner Oprah as we dive deep into Kardashian territory along with how embarrassing some parents' behaviors are. We also talk about summer lovin'. Hang on to your loved ones and get to hear us dispense advice like cotton candy. Thanks bitches.

So Johnas doesn't know how to pronounce a word, big deal. Another fact? We don't know how certain subcultures work. So we're pondering the questions of life's great mysteries in the mini podcast brought to you by orange drink: Orange drink, the drink that's orange. Write to us at [email protected] if you want us to discuss your questions, thoughts, and whatever else comes out of your ass. Love ya bitches!

It's a Halloween spectacular (not really) and we're here to talk about Halloween! Former Halloween costumes, a ghostly experience, and Scooby Doo. We get into Johnas's celebrity sightings and we end up scaring the bejeezus out of your ass by talking about Laura's freaky dream accompanied by her suggestion to make it a reality. Adult Swim are you ready to make this come true? Thanks for listening bitches and have a safe and sexy Halloween!