Bitching with Bitchy the Clown(c)

Well, here we are, the beginning of another  screwed up year where people think making resolutions are going to make it better. But let me tell you, January 1st is just another calendar day and people are as screwed up now as in the past and will always be. And that just makes my day as I'll always have crap to bitch about. This show deals with all of the amazingly stupid things that the world does. I'd go into it further but just listen to the show. That's what it's there for. No apologies.

Well, it's that time of year... the end of it. So I thought I'd better do a show before it goes pfft (like most trans people and the military) I jingle my bells and tookus about the new Congress and "present" you with my end of the year movies that sucked ass this year list. You'll be ho-ho-ho'ing (but that's on your own time). OH, and check out the new movie, Slice, coming to Target and Walmart next month. I have 2 songs on the soundtrack.  NO: I didn't get paid. Why start a trend. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year (yeah right) and don't answer the door, it might be a subpoena.

Well, It's been awhile again.  I've been laying low because I called the FBI and DOJ Biden's gestapo. That and I haven't found a guest again. Figured with all the crap towards the mid-term election going on I should say something. Like I ever backed down from anything. I also clarify my stance with Dark Mark, my last guest who supports men going into women's bathrooms. I only kept it cool until he said that then I railed. I had him on in the first place because I needed the guest and he does goth stuff but after that comment, he can go jump into the Pacific. Oh, and go check out https://www.cafepress.com/groovygraves where my friend Dave (yeah, I have ONE.... don't be an ass) is selling merch with yours truly on it. Hey wait, I don't make a friggin' dime off of it. Screw that? Oh, who's kidding, I'm happy he even wants my puss on stuff. Go buy it anyway. 

Well, that's it for now.  Enjoy this, another rant episode. Until the next one. Or don't. Like it bothers me.

This was an interesting episode. Not because it was great (like I would ever have one) but it was with a guest for a change who has his own show and definitely not a Bitchy leaning one. Dark Mark is a California goth who runs a traveling goth comedy and freak show throughout the LA area. I won't even comment. I'll just let you listen... if you want, or don't. I don't give a crap. His website is https://www.darkmarkshow.com/ . Meanwhile, I'm going to take a crap, because I don't take crap, from anyone.

Well, here I am again. Been awhile. I've been busy. Who am I kidding, I've been hanging out drinking beer, watching crap on TV and looking for more guests. Seems, like the country, everyone is afraid to come on the show.  Meanwhile, with all the crap going in the world that makes my head explode, I had to do another show, even if it's me just bitching about it. Still, I tell it like it is and it's all truth. So, take what you can from it, or not. Like it ruins my day. Yeah, right. Good luck with that.

Pittsburgh based actress Christine Mancini (Bigfoot, The Movie) and I talk about all the crap going on in the industry these days and other stuff. It's an episode you don't want to miss. Well, listen anyway.

I finally was able to get another guest on the show. Hollywood Script Supervisor, model, actress, producer, etc., Charese Moniello. We talk about Hollywood crap and other things including her long career in the industry and the insanity going on in today's country. I actually was turned on by it (yeah, you heard me... get your mind in the gutter). Charese asked me to post her websites, so I'm doing it: picsartsolutions.com and charesemongiello.com.

So everyone was bashing on 2021 saying how 2022 was going to be better all around. They said that about 2020 at the beginning of 2021. The more things change the moron they stay the same (thanks Snake Plisskin). Anyway, I get bitchy about the January 6th crap that went on today and all of the other nasty left wing democrap stuff that made me vomit. So enjoy, you conservative clowns, and to my left wing losers, get bent over with a finger up your butt. That's the real insurrection. HAPPY FRIGGIN' NEW YEAR! 

Well, again, it's been awhile. I've been avoiding some creditors so I went underground at my friend's place. He's a mortician. It was a bit stiff but at least no one around me bitched about it.

Anyway, welcome to my Christmas and Year End special. I bitch about stuff that went on the last few months, what next year may look like and even play some Christmas songs. Santa even stops by (this isn't a spoiler.... geeze, he stops by everywhere, get over it).

I think you'll like this episode as much as any other (that's probably not saying much, but then again, I have low expectations). So merry Bitchmas everyone.

Welcome back, bitches. I've been off for awhile because I was hiding from my ex. She says she wants to know why I slept with her mom. Anyway, this time I take on the military, mask man-dates (yeah, you read it right) and a bunch of other crap going on that makes my clown blood turn green. Oh, and this time I actually add sound bytes and do some kick-ass imitations (shut the hell up... I think they kick ass). Figure you don't want to just hear me spout obscenities (unless you're like that type of sadist). Whatever, I think you'll really like this episode so listen to the end.  Oh, and I'm still looking for guests. This is pathetic. What's a clown got to do? Don't answer that. Enjoy.