Better in Bed, Motto in Life, Milk the Crate, Being Human and Getting Better: 5 easy pieces for a rodent to cut his teeth on!

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Talking is usually pretty easy, if you have something to say. If you don't, it can be quite hard... for the person stuck having to listen to you.

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Canuck Drink, Name Sake, North Bound, Tooth Picked and Skin Deep: No question is too cold for this Northern rodent to handle!

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Any wal-mart shopper can get knocked up for free regardless of their intentions or ability to raise a brood. Unless both parents have the same hardware downstairs... BITCHY WANTS ANSWERS DAMMIT!

Side of Load, Smell of Blood, Skin that Dries, Sense of Mind and Side of Cheese: You dared to ask, the Hamster has an answer.

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Bitchy has a potato he needs to get of his chest, a frustration that he needs to put eento words. Put een... Get it? No need need for agravytion (gravy...), he's a little cheesy. *cough*.

Time of Noise, Ease of Task, Wheels of Love, Fear of Death and Doom to all: Answers to a quintet from a hamster with no regret!

Bitchy needs to set the record straight. But nobody listens to records nor CDs anymore so here he is giving a piece of his mind to people who THINK they eat healthy.

Losing Respect, Use of a Toilet, Turkey Below Zero, Europe's Lingo and the Sound of Semens: Bitchy the Hamster ALWAYS has an answer!

Toxic World, Toilet Time, Where to Live, Song to Burn and Cricket Sounds: He's a Hamster AND a Bitch, and he answers it all!