Bite This Onions

Bite This Onions

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Bite This Onions episodes

  • Ep. 22 / AGOT - The Sleepiest Episode Yet

    Hey SJWs! Sorry for the wait! We went long, baby! Thank you to our Patrons who we shout out at the end because we forgot it's our first episode of the month! We love you!!! Happy Valentine's to all of our listeners who we love dearly! Come say hi in our DISCORD and send asks! Check out our PATREON, too!

    2 hr 20 min
  • Ep. 21 / AGOT - A Song of Ice and Fyre Fest

    Hey guys! So sorry it's been a while! It's 2:30am so I'm going to cut to the chase! We cover Jon 8 and Dany 6! We get off topic a lot! ASOIAF is a metaphor for the Trump Administration.

    We have a PATREON !! It'd be cool if you were able to shoot us a couple of dollars for a shoutout! We're broke!

    Also, join our Discord !!!

    Bye!! Enjoy!!

    2 hr 9 min
  • Ep. 20 / AGOT - A Thanos Baratheon Christmas

    Happy holidays to our lovely Freys (that's you and also us) and welcome to the BTO holiday special, which is just a regular episode but I added fireplace ambiance and a yaoi Christmas song for the intro. This episode features Nico or theunacceptablepylades on Tumblr!! Today we covered Sansa 5 to Catelyn 9, but I'm pretty sure we spent 30 minutes talking about Walder Frey having sex.

    Anyways, we have a Patreon and a Discord!! Please join our Discord and consider giving us your sweet hard-earned cash. Thanks!

    PATREON DISCORD

    2 hr 10 min
  • Ep. 19 / AGOT - Schlob On Me Knob

    La di da di da, Robb on me knob, pass me some ale, fuck me in the cart, la dit da dit da, stranger fuck the law, chitty chitty bang, slaughter everythang. welcome to episode 19, the episode where we discuss African diaspora a little bit before actually getting into AGOT! Today we discussed Dany 5 to Cat 8, and we LOVE ROBB! We also LOVE OUR PATRONS, so if you want to support us, the link is below!!

    PATREON

    DISCORD

    2 hr
  • Ep. 18 / AGOT - The Fartstarks

    Good morning nothern bad boys, it's been a while, and because of that, Max and I absolutely could not stop getting off topic! Hope none of you mind. Anyways, today we covered Jon 7 and Bran 6 and also George HW Bush died live on the podcast!! What!!! Tune in for 0 laughs and a biiiig headache.

    #ArabsDeserveDorne #EssosIsAsia

    Give to our Patreon and also join our Discord server!

    2 hr 11 min
  • Ep. 17 / AGOT - Game of Thrones (2011) Sucks So Bad

    Hey Solid Starks and welcome to some GOOD A Song of Ice and Fire. I don't have much to say but thank you, George for making these books so good and sexy. Today we read Arya 4 and Sansa 4! I'm too lazy to put the links here but check out our Discord and think about becoming Patreon patrons! There are benefits, you know ;)

    1 hr 43 min
  • Ep. 16 / AGOT - Madea's Diaries of a Mad King

    Hellurrr listenurrrrs. This is Tyler Perry letting you about this week's Bite This Onions! This week, we're covered Ned 13 to Ned 14 and it's SPICY. I mean RED HOT. Anyone else feeling red hot this week?

    Anyways, thank you to our BEAUTIFUL PATRONS for allowing us to supply you with content that is consistent 40% of the time!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

    Anyways, consider becoming Patrons, join our Discord, and SEND ASKS to bitethisonionspodcast on Tumblr!!!!

    1 hr 42 min
  • Ep. 15 / AGOT - Gunner Lannister

    Hey Nedlets, welcome to episode 15, a short as hell episode! We've been pushing it with the episode lengths, and because of that we have limited space to work with for the rest of October. Sorry about that! Anyway, this episode covers Ned XII and Dany IV. Can y'all believe we're like 2/3 of the way through the book? We can.

    Anyways, support us! Libsyn is... expensive. And we're in college.

    PATREON

    1 hr 21 min
  • Filler Ep. 1 / VIDEO GAMES - Bite This Maester Raven

    Hey dragons! Ready to hear us talk about video games? Welcome to our first short filler episode!!! We hope you like it - also, thank you so much for sending asks! We love you!!!!

    We have a Patreon.... and a Discord... :P Hit that donate and hit that JOIN baby!!!

    PATREON

    DISCORD

    52 min

About Bite This Onions

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Hey! We're Jadzia and Max, the only 2 black fans of ASOIAF, and we're here to close read literature for the first time since high school. Jaime Lannister is a god among men. Jon Snow is Lil Uzi Vert.…