In ancient times a wolf gave birth to the first Italians and doomed the world. This is the very true story of that thing that I just said.

Today, on Blab Rats we show you a classic cake based competition show, Cake It Till You Fake It! You won't believe how much these things that are cake look like other things! Or will you! Hope you like cake! Merry Halloween from Blab Rats.

This week on Blab Rats we take you back to the good old days when music TV played Reality TV.

On this very special episode of Blab Rats Host and Producer share a recording of what seems like a run of the mill morning-commute call-in show. But it turns out to be anything but. Does anyone else totally not remember this happening? hmm, me too. Probably the government somehow.

Season 0 trudges along with absolutley no breaks in realeasing episodes whatsoever. I can only assume this, like everything, has gone to plan. Either way here is the next timely episode of Blab Rats, where we hear what must be the real dreams and hypnagogic hallucinations of TV anchorman Moon Weathersly.

Are you an Alpha Hot Dog? Or are you one of the many Jealous Hamburgers, who are leagion? Today on Blab Rats we play the alpha-ist of all pod casts. Get up early for squats, eat like people who had a life expectancy of 30, and put facts in a four corner hold. Chum down with the bros! Toxic Masculinity unchecked!

We've all done it. Hoped on a social medias and before you know it you've gone down a Yous-Tube Rabbit Hole! The streams are sucking up our days, and today the blab rats take a look at two of these Tubers streams, clearly subjected to government experiments, in the hopes of trying to help us better understand justwhats going on here.

Top of the mornin' to ya and happy days. It's that time of year once again to follow the rainbow to the pot of gold that is the emerald isle of Ireland. Thats right, its a st. Pats episode. Come see what the land of saints and scholars has to offer, spoiler, its potatos.

Its finally here, the episode that answers the burning question: What are, objectively speaking, the top ten sexxxiest animals? Tune in and find out as the Blab Rats dive deep into the world of nature.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Host Man and the P-dog have a doosie for you today. This universe just didn't have enough christmas spirit so the guys decided to take you... ACROSS THE SANTAVERSE!

Dont sue me bro.