Are you an Alpha Hot Dog? Or are you one of the many Jealous Hamburgers, who are leagion? Today on Blab Rats we play the alpha-ist of all pod casts. Get up early for squats, eat like people who had a life expectancy of 30, and put facts in a four corner hold. Chum down with the bros! Toxic Masculinity unchecked!

We've all done it. Hoped on a social medias and before you know it you've gone down a Yous-Tube Rabbit Hole! The streams are sucking up our days, and today the blab rats take a look at two of these Tubers streams, clearly subjected to government experiments, in the hopes of trying to help us better understand justwhats going on here. 

Top of the mornin' to ya and happy days. It's that time of year once again to follow the rainbow to the pot of gold that is the emerald isle of Ireland. Thats right, its a st. Pats episode. Come see what the land of saints and scholars has to offer, spoiler, its potatos. 

Its finally here, the episode that answers the burning question: What are, objectively speaking, the top ten sexxxiest animals? Tune in and find out as the Blab Rats dive deep into the world of nature. 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Host Man and the P-dog have a doosie for you today. This universe just didn't have enough christmas spirit so the guys decided to take you... ACROSS THE SANTAVERSE!

Dont sue me bro. 

On this episode of Blab Rats Host and Producer play you a recording from when the old west was new. And men acted exactly like they still do now. Saddle up!

This holiday season the Blab Rats show you the probably mostly true story of the actual Last Court Jester.

Just because NASA stopped going back to the moon, doesn't mean we will. That's right, it's another moon episode. Tune in and hear about the real Appollo 13, the truth about aliens, and what happened the last time NASA had the balls to go to the moon. Buckle up, punk, you're gonna love this one. 

What happens when Woke Forests Dean has a prank pulled on his Ford Probe? He sends a top secret agent to infiltrate their Bigotry U rivals... and drama ensues. Tune in now, then like and subscribe. Then mail money. 

Ripped from the pages of Episode 23, the gang at Blab Rats takes you deep into the world of sydicated-cable-fantasy. Dragons, Ghosts, Lobster Mac n Cheese, Axe Body Spray, and many more magical excitments await!