Blabbering: Babies!

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  • 07 - Piles & Smiles: Mum Groups
    Blabbering: Babies!Episode 7 - Baby, Boobs & Brutal Truths

    Hold on tight, Blabber fans! Episode 7 is here to tickle your funny bone with a week full of baby-centric hilarity and heartwarming moments! Seven weeks in and the culinary highlight? A delectable vegan fake chicken tikka masala, a tasteful twist to our meal routine.

    🌟 Baby Breath Banter and Chore Conundrums

    In this episode, we're all about the little things, like Tilly's surprising fondness for the baby's sweet breath. Plus, we tackle the chaotic world of chore management with a newborn. How do two frazzled parents handle half the time they used to have? Join us for laughter and learning as we attempt to decode a functional system.

    💪 Gym Giggles: Back in Action

    We’re sharing the ups and downs of post-pregnancy fitness. Tune in for stories about returning to the gym, complete with awkward moments and unexpected joys. It's a mix of comedy and camaraderie that every new mom can relate to.


    🤱 Baby Group Chronicles: Raw and Real

    Dive deep into the unfiltered side of baby groups. From open discussions about piles to half the moms struggling with latches and the other half battling explosive diapers, it's an honest look at the realities of parenthood, no holds barred.


    💩 Scat Chat - The Turmeric Turd Incident

    Get ready for a tale that's hilariously horrifying! We recount a diaper disaster that turns into a turmeric-colored mess. Picture being splattered in baby poo and resorting to a hasty clean-up with just a baby wipe before a brief, restless nap. It’s a story that will have you both cringing and chuckling.


    This week's episode is a rollercoaster ride of parenting highs and lows, filled with laughter, love, and a little bit of mess. We can't wait to hear your thoughts, so keep those ratings and comments coming! 🌟😂👶🍲

    38 min
  • Bonus Episode - 1st Christmas!
    Blabbering: Babies!Bonus Episode - 1st Christmas!

    Join us for a festive bonus episode as we celebrate a special day - Baby's First Christmas! In this realistic holiday tale, we share the joys, challenges, and chaotic moments of introducing our little one to the madness of Christmas in our families.

    From Boxing Day sandwiches filled with delicious treats to family gatherings filled with laughter, games, and shots. Discover how bubba reacted to the holiday festivities and how we navigated the excitement and chaos of Christmas with a little one in tow.

    If you've ever wondered what it's like to celebrate the holidays with a new addition to the family, this heartwarming episode is a must-listen.

    We'd love to hear your thoughts and ratings as we cherish these precious moments. 🎄👶🎁
    25 min
  • 06 - Turning 30: The Diaper Days
    Blabbering: Babies!Episode 6 - Someone's turned 30!

    Strap in, Blabber fans, because this episode is a whirlwind of baby-induced mayhem and delightful diversions! Six weeks deep! The dish of the week? A spectacular chicken and chorizo pie at the request of the birthday boy.

    First things first, we celebrated a milestone! We express enthusiasm about stepping into their thirties, recognizing the transformative odyssey of their twenties. They underscore the value of continuous growth, mutual support, and the shared adventure of parenthood.

    But what else happened in the week?

    Picture this: a slumbering baby on a bed, using a bare boob as a pillow. Suddenly, adorable snorts synchronize with perfectly timed farts, creating a laugh-inducing symphony.

    One night and a bold attempt at going au naturel, freeing the bosom when not on baby duty. And the aftermath? Brace yourself—a bed transformed into a milky booby dribble puddle!

    Scat chat includes some nappy change chaos! A newborn's impromptu self-waterboarding stunt results in an unexpected splash zone surprise!

    Loved this episode? We're all ears for your ratings and comments. 🌟🎉
    44 min
  • 05 - Chalky-Walky-Flabby-Pon
    Blabbering: Babies!Episode 5 - Back to work (or at being in the office) and growing geniuses who aren't Pokémon possessed.

    The emotional rollercoaster that was Moonbeam's tongue-tie procedure, blending care with concern. A peek into the bittersweet blend of returning to work, juggling professional priorities and home life hilarity.

    Also can genius be nurtured and will it be through a Pokemon or food obsession, Tilly creates her own Pokemon 'Chalky-Walky-Flabby-Pon' Tilly's post-partum pelvic floor workout is also discuss in more highs, lows, and funny's.

    If you enjoyed this episode please leave a rating and if you can muster a few words that would be great.

    1 hr 3 min
  • 04 - RIP Paternity Leave
    Blabbering: Babies!Episode 4 - The ultimate Sunday scaries set in with Dan going back to work Monday morning.

    We're celebrating a month of our adventure, and today, we're indulging in a noisy but delicious fish pie, perfect for the listeners who don't mind the sound of eating.

    This episode isn't just about our gastronomic choices, though; it's packed with candid discussions ranging from personal quirks to our baby Moonbeam's health. We're also sharing our struggle with a mouse at home and navigating the challenges of returning to work after paternity leave.

    If you enjoyed this episode please leave a rating and if you can muster a few words that would be great.

    45 min
  • 03 - Tied Tongues and Dirty Ducts
    Blabbering: Babies!
    Episode 3 - Discussions on a tongue tie, dirty ducts of engorged breasts, and scat chat highlights poo-splosions.

    Tied Tongues and Dirty Ducts is largely about trying to get her fed up and fattened up, mistakes that can easily be made in the chaos of the new life with a new born, and some outrageous poo stories keep it light hearted.

    If you enjoyed this episode please leave a rating and if you can muster a few words that would be great.

    43 min
  • 02 - Well this is real!
    Blabbering: Babies! Episode 2 - the realisation of how much our life has changed

    Well this is real! is all about settling into what has been the biggest change in both our lives. We discuss some of the blues and worries, including doubts and recurring nightmares. Has the cosy love bubble people speak of popped already?

    We have the regular highs, lows, and funnys, and discuss Dan's controversial parenting technique. Additionally we add in a new piece, the foundations of Scat Chat: Parenting involves a lot of poo, but let us be childish and see the fun in it. This week's scat chat includes explosive diarrhoea as well as projectile piss. Of course we still have the irks in 'I'm a caring parent but...'.

    If you enjoyed this episode please leave a rating and if you can muster a few words that would be great.

    29 min
  • 01 - Birth reflection
    Blabbering: Babies! Welcome to Episode 1, a reflection of the rollercoaster that was birth

    In this episode we go over our first week's highs, lows, and funny's, recount some of the stories of labour, and discuss what is irking us about parenting currently.

    Car parks no more, it's now about trying to give birth without showing pain, delivering on the toilet, and trying to ensure the midwives don't sew your vagina shut.

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    46 min
  • 00 - Going into Labour
    Blabbering: Babies!Welcome to Episode 0, the prelude to the birth.

    In this episode there are a lot of nerves and excitement as we drive to the hospital in these early stages of labour. While aiming to maintain a calm loving energy to help the birth, a full hospital car park in an urgent scenario is not ideal, so some of these emotions transition into frustration and anger.

    Enjoy and please subscribe and review

    13 min

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