Black Apple Pie

Our first end of year podcast, and all we can talk about is all the terrible things that haven't happened this year. Girard got covid, Marlon is living the Prometheus life, and I... well, it's pretty uneventful but for how long? It looks like it's Zoom Life from here until the foreseeable future, but that won't stop crew from having a good time in lockdown.

In this final episode of 2020, the guys completely forget to recap what I can only muster to describe as, "A YEAR",  Girard becomes MagNegro, and Marlon as Shift, which like Shaft, but the only similarity is in name. Even then, not even kind of. Girard blasts my nose, we travel to the Caucazoid mountains, this episode is dedicated to all the cat parents out there. 


Merry Christmas
Happy Hanukah
Happy Kwanzaa
An Ambiguous "I don't really believe in anything, but hey it's a holiday for people"


Let's Right their Wrongs in 2021.

Marlon and Girard talk shop over a warm cup of Nog, allergies in their elder years, and Girard gives an excellently patented 'Well, Actually' right in Marlon's face. We gawk over an Israel official spilling the interplanetary beans on knowledge of a galactic empire, and somehow we passed(?). Marlon discusses how Thanos is a diehard Republican, Girard and myself talk up our hopes for the new slate of Marvel announcements, and you will know why I keep my talking to a very low minimum. Baby can rant!

More importantly, the team discusses racism and how to address it to the youth.

After a brief hiatus for the holidays, the guys are back to let you know how much they love talking about words involving The Police.

The Guys wax fondly on rapper adlibs, breaking from Thanksgiving Day tradition, and Marlon gives his "best" Louis Armstrong impression. Girard reflects on Jeezy vs Gucci Mane Verzuz, Marlon wants you to support the Georgia Runoff elections, Trump's non-concession, Biden(!), and we hope you had a safe Thanksgiving! Hurry up and play it!

This week, the guys talk about male pattern baldness in front of a bald man, the Gray's (and I don't mean Sasha), their plans on Friday the 13th, and all the awful people spreading disease and misinformation as if they were horseman of the maga-apocalypse. 

We all proved that our knowledge of George Washington is anecdotal, at best, the lack of imagination coming from MAGA protestors. I mean what more can you take from Black people before you start creating your own crap?? Proud Boys can't fight, that's just a fact. Paul Mooney's midnight ride and Marlon didn't like the ending to Civil War! WHAT?! 

Also, STAY HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

First thing's first, NOBODY listens to Lil Pump. Congratulations to Joe Biden on returning to the White House, and Kamala Harris MAKING HERSTORY(!) in being our first Woman VP, and her man for being the first Second Dood, or whatever. Jay (that's me) gets duped into believing Joe Biden's tragic circus backstory, but that is nothing new. Marlon weighs the risks of political action in a tense COVID-19 world, shares how he felt on election night, and exclaims his pride and elation for Stacy Abrams' movement in Georgia, which electrified the black voter base, turning Georgia BLUE and helping save our democracy. The guys also reenact social distancing at the Drive-Thru, and Girard gets dragged for his hot take on Mussolini and dressing like Kanye.

If this were an anime, this would be the season finale, and the next episode would have a new OP/ED.

The guys talk about how they spent their Halloween and cover fake anime, Brett Favre, Independence Day, and some dude getting stomped out to ‘Try Jesus, Not Me’. This is a bonus episode that leads into ‘We Gotta Power’.

In the final days leading up to the election, Marlon and Girard weigh heavily the costs of voter fraud at the bagel shop, Trump kiiling people by the dozens at his campaign rallies, Girard does a really good Ben Carson, and Weezy F. Baby does not save the baby, however Marlon does a mean MLK rising from the dead. 

I mean you already read the title. Did you think this would be sanitary?? Girard goes from mispronouncing Kamala to mispronouncing "Poot Bootajudge", Marlon does the knowledge (or does he?) and Girard votes for Kanye, I think. Oh, and then Marlon finds an old lady who "works the poll" if you know what I mean. Or wait, do you? or did he. That last sentence requires a question mark. How can I be the one editing these episodes and not even I remember?!?! 

I don't know, but now that I think back, Marlon definitely did NOT do the knowledge. All this and more on this week's pre-votapocalypse episode of Black Apple Pie Z!