Girard and Marlon suffer the wrath of Jay's terrible recording choices, but laugh each other through the horrendous exploits of Trump's postal service nightmare.

Girard and Marlon sing the thong song to the tune of a world where Steve Bannon sinks in a boat parade while doing back flips over a row of booties while in a thong himself. If I thought they'd read these description with approval, I spend the time in the description to say hello to you.

Girard attempts a farewell to Chadwick Boseman, and Marlon offers a brief yet insightful history on activism and protest in sports throughout the decades.

The guys lay their takes on when comedy crosses the line, Girard's faint and how coronavirus affected his taste in Jay-Z, and Marlon explains how racism is finding new ways to enter into the virtual classroom.

The guys ponder a presidency under Mike Pence, massaging bags, Kanye's behavior, and Girard waxes fondly on the anniversary of Kid Nation, a weird show where adults tortured kids, or tested their mettle. Just listen, Girard explains it all.

Marlon and Girard attempt to get into Greg Abbott's latest decrees, the guys reminisce on Girard's former coworker who claimed Captain Planet couldn't be black, black cops white suspects and reverse accountability, Amy Coney Barrett's potential as a Supreme Court nominee, and Marlon has "brown" friends. There's more great content but honestly, you have to listen to hear what you're missin'!

The guys talk about Trump's awful performance during the first debate, another, what it means to pander to the black vote, neither know what Bloodsport or Kickboxer is, and honestly I couldn't be more disappointed that it's preventing me from making a proper description. All this and more on the next Dragonbal~ er, I mean... Black Apple Pie Podcast!

On today's episode, the guys talk about dating during the pandemic, cinema blasphemy within the black community, voter suppression across the nation, but mostly in Texas, BLEXIT, and you know what, if you're reading this please GO EFFING VOTE BECAUSE THIS TIME IT REALLY DOES MATTER!

Also, polyamory. Look it up.

The first episode starts with Marlon and Girard sharing their thoughts about the use of AAVE (African American Vernacular English), Cardi B and Megan thee Stallion’s WAP, and compare Donald Trump to supervillains.