Rebecca is finally back in Chicago and might feel empty?? Thankfully she’s joined by the hilarious and lovely Ashley Ray this week, so things can’t be that bad. She’s telling Rebecca about RAMSEY, the cool new kid at her high school. Rebecca is talking about “MARIO”, a slightly aspirationally popular crush. How was Ashley the Meredith Grey of her friend group? Why did social boys make us feel like losers? How did we use musical journalism to woo hotties? There’s many things to quickly unpack. PLUS: beach blowjobs, boys who ghost and still engage with your friggen online content, being fetishized but also being horny for Boston accents, and so much more. This ep is short and sweet, just like most of Rebecca’s romantic endeavors. Perhaps sweeter, tbh. Follow Ashley on Twitter at: @arayyayFollow Rebecca on Twitter at: @AlmondMilkHotelFollow the show on Twitter at: @ClassroomCrushMUSIC DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Okay, I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don’t - Brand New Motorcycle Drive By - Third Eye Blind Jane Says - Jane’s AddictionClassic Girl - Jane’s Addiction