Be Careful What You Witch For, aka You Call This A Season Finale?! Even though the season two finale is disappointing AF, the girls uncover a few things:

The missing Leo is a killer plot.

Prue trying to leave her sisters in the dust permanently.

French Stewart loves playing questionable men.

Armageddon Not aka Pu**y Poppin Yelp Reviews this week, the Halliwells and Rae fight Armageddon while Leo shows just how toxic he is. Our hosts announce their TikTok live watch.

Astral Monkey aka The Exceptionally Confused Rae. The girls are beyond ready to get season two over with that Rae doesn't know what episodes were up to. While Leo disrespects boundaries, Dr. Williamson is back for this lackluster episode.

Chick Flick aka Let's Wrap This Up! This week the girls are mentally exhausted, and Piper is still dragging out her boring love triangle. Prue learns never meet her idols, and we learn that Phoebe will make out with anyone.

How to Make A Quilt Out of Americans aka Spilling Tea with the Ops. In another snoozer of an episode, the girls learn that the Halliwell Sisters have learned nothing. Javier and the boys further prove they know nothing about the feminine gaze but thankfully, this is Kevin Inch's last time directing.

Murphy's Luck aka The One with the Depression Demon. Trigger warning: talks of suicide. Despite having a good plot, we're still discussing the love triangle from hell. Our girl Prue is in dire need of a therapist and better family members.

Give Me A Sign aka We're bored, let's go! Our shortest episode to date, so you know, S2E15 was booooooooorrrrrring! Piper is giving season two Carrie Bradshaw. Phoebe is exhausting - shocker. But Prue - Prue got her back broke by Bane!

Pardon My Past aka The Drunken Hour

HUGE Trigger Warning beginning around 6:00 skip to 23:20.

This week, the girls are liquored up and have strong feeling about Dan's and Leo's peens. Jonnelle mourns what could've been with evil Phoebe.

Animal Pragmatism, aka Gaslight 👏🏾 Gatekeep 👏🏾 Girlboss. Our manager had a lot to say about this underwhelming episode. The girls question why Leo (broke boi) Wyatt deserved a Valentine's Day gift. Rae is beyond bored with the DLP love triangle. Jonnelle finally admits Dan never had a fighting chance.