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It's not even bloody Premium Episode 69 it's actually 80. Alas. You'll see why that matters in the first few mins of ramblings!

Assange is home! Will he be a pest? Probably. Is he a shithead? Generally.

We have a look at Jules to see if he's worth applauding - but agree that he's done his time and deserves a bit of vitamin D.

Tucker Carlson comes to Australia and it's shit. They slash the ticket prices to get the punters in and move the stage forward so you can't see the empty space. It's a resounding failure and very much in line with Clive Palmer's hit rate on success.

And, of course, Tommy Robinson is arrested for being an illegal immigrant. Very very funny. Sucked in.

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