Black Trolls Podcast

In this episode, Gere and dIMPS are joined by colleague and budding technosexual Chance Cobb to discuss economic disparity, menstruation, founding father pornography, and the worthlessness of a college degree.

Other topics:

-prophets -religion -sacrifice -power -walmart -i lost my retard -POSSUMS -VACUUM IS NOT A CHORE -icecream vs. custard -support fair animals -getting fat -muscle chicks look like turds -censorship -fuck the Zuck -fertile crescent -get rid of its body -absent from the body -rest -dead landlords pay rent to God -what dead people thought of you before they died -rent -describe a faucet so poorly -i lost my retard -white supremacists -class trumps identity in the oppression olympics -fuck politicians -fuck Hillary -Panera -local food -sauce is boss -I’m a ‘this’ kind -make those Olive Garden bitches work! -sell ass pictures -small dick and more money wins everytime -sweet onion chicken teriyaki subs -snow -no contest to the blood – blood cups -college is a scam -student loan debt -if you’re a dumbfuck you’re a dumbfuck -female orgasm -fish – leprosy -SPIDERS CAUSE AUTISM -gorge yourself on social, you whore -e.t.c.

Join Gere, dIMPS, and that lion from The Lion King.

Topics include: life as a Black Trolls security guard, the Halloween party that never happened, meth heads, fighting old women and little girls, alcohol is good for you, “Cops want to hurt you!”, #LAWYERTIME, trippy dudes, and NOTHING IS REAL.

with Taylor Adair, a.k.a “MADE”

In the first episode of The Black Trolls Podcast, G & dimps are joined by the one and only Dom Fisher, AKA Yung Custodian, Delaware, Ohio’s Meme.

Topics include: Black people’s fear of dogs, rehashing the Black Trolls Halloween party, Dom’s career at PizzaHut, crushing the spirit of Amish children, having sex with Dom’s parents, masturbating for the first time, the origins of the Dom Fisher Fan Club, and a game of “Rate Your Boner on a Scale of 1-10 While You Puke in This Trash Can.”

Our most exciting guest so far, Blank Snap, talks ethylhexadrone, Breaking Bad, and nihilism. Police and medics join the party.

 

 

Yung Custodian discusses sexuality, Subway, body positivity, and the Catholic Church.

Dimps describes her time in New York teaching poetry to a class of adults with cognitive disabilities. She failed. They can’t write or understand poetry.