Blank Propaganda Machine

In this episode, the crew are in top form. Really cranking on all cylinders with pure youthful stamina that goes all night long. Yep, they are at the top of their game and verile like three young studs in a...alright, give us just a minute. We swear this never happens to us. We just have a lot on our minds and the stress makes it hard to perform sometimes. We just need to fiddle with it for sec and think sexy thoughts... 

• Probing Deep Inside... - Kraig and Kirk try to figure out the inner workings of Jed's mind by trying to guess what he would do in various scenarios. It's like the Newlywed Game without all the innuendo. Have you ever wondered where is the naughtiest place Jed's ever made whoopie? Neither have we, that's why we didn't ask it. But the answer is into an old sock.
• Blank, Blank, or Blank - The crew brings the delicious flavor of everyone's favorite "I'm drunk/I'm high/I just killed a drifter and now I'm hungry" truck stop diner when they play the Waffle House version of this BPM classic! How do you like your hash browns, bitch?

In this episode, listen as these brain-washing gurus force their opinions on you in such a silky smooth way, that you just naturally assume this is what you were thinking all along. Actually, if you are influenced by these guys in anyway, you are an idiot. No judgement, but wow, you need to get out more.

• BPM Ranks - The crew rank their top 3 favorite portrayals of the Clown Prince of Crime, which leads to a bit of civilized discourse and gentlemanly disagreement...and then turns into all-out ridicule, disrespect, and the usual douche baggery
• Prop Culture - The crew recommend to you some of the finest things you may have missed from the zeitgeist. However, once again the hosts have a hard time following even their own rules , and somehow they all seem to miss the assignment. Hilarity ensues
• Machine Password - Remember that classic TV game show "Password"? Well imagine if 3 not-so-bright, but well meaning individuals, attempted to adapt that to radio using a certain AI device*. Could it work? Does it matter? The answer is: clearly not

             *We have omitted the name of the AI device with some clever editing, in order to spare you from the annoyance of waking your personal AI device from it's slumber. You're welcome

In this episode, the BPM Crew continue to learn and grow as human beings...Just kidding! As a matter of fact it's the complete opposite. You'll probably be slightly dumber after this. Seriously, You've been warned! This weeks segments include:

• Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us 
• Mass Debate - Kirk and Kraig go chasing waterfalls...of paper? Tune in to hear these two titans of industry debate proper bathroom preparation, and see what side of the roll you agree with

The BPM Crew hit the ground running with their first podcast in almost 13 years! In this world premier episode they play some fun and thought provoking games. This weeks segments include:

• Blank, Blank, or Blank - 3 verbs + 3 random nouns = hilarity, when the crew plays their own take on the classic Marry, F@ck, Kill
• Mass Debate - Jed and Kraig debate one of life's big questions, to see who will come out as top dog
• Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us