Blanket Fort

This week the Blanket Team talks about new branding, how stockings are not socks, and the latest news regarding gotcha games. Albert rants about how useless steam trading cards are, Allen talks about how he set off the fire alarms in college dorms twice, Dawn reveals what she likes in a silhouette, and Brandon shits his pants and shares 3000+ situations where shitting your pants can help you.

This week the Blanket Team sits down to talk about more corporate mascots extensive twisted lore and its ramifications of every detail. We also talk about sex stuff. . . mainly just world records but about DICK'S DICK BARN!!! We also share some wonderful poetry about killer clowns from sims4. It's honestly hard to explain.

This week the Blanket Team talks about FAN FICTION!!! I kid you not, you've never realized it until just now how much you want to hear about fanfic of all your favorite fast food franchises. Kool-aid man dies in the end leaving behind countless children and we talk about having long hair.

This week the Blanket Team sit down to talk about being a teen, from Emo Swoops to the creeping existential dread of growing older. They discover the true meaning of 420, it was within us all the time. Talk about the grind of a 40 hour work week really puts a damper on making content like our upcoming financial planning gocha pon app featuring baby gladiatorial combat trust us it doesn't make sense to us either. BE THE WIZARD THAT TEEN YOU WANTED YOU TO BE.

This week the Blanket Team talks about exactly how massive Phoenix actually is and then somehow devolves into marketing their own Car Bondage Guide, mind you not for bondage in a car we mean CAR BONDAGE. Over all standard stuff for Blanket Term. We talk about how awesome our community is and special thanks to Guantes for being an amazing twitch mod. We talk about Pokemon and about the amazing Snom.

This episode we're trying a new format (Send all hate tweets to @allendjoe on twitter) but this week we talk about our holiday travels, BIG DICK BEE, aviation law in pokemon, and airports. Next episode will be coming at you on the 13th!

The Blanket Team reveals to truth about the universe, its birds all the way down. . . We talk about how we did thanksgiving in the past, the meaning of thanksgiving, and our final takeaways from Pokemon Sword/Shield.

This the Blanket Team talks about how excited they are for the new pokemon game, the aerodynamics of tanooki testicals, and attempt to explain what death stranding is to those who know nothing about it. Brandon talks about Kappa's in today's cryptid corner, we break Albert again, and we talk about our current run through of Pandemic Legacy for a bit(sorry for those who haven't watched us play it on Twitch.

The Blanket Team talk about Halloween, well kinda we get get distracted a lot but there was some talk about halloween in there. Allen and Brandon think tank the most awkward-sexy hybrid costumes they can think of, Dawn google how many people find the phallic form attractive, and 404 albert breaks. ++REMINDER++ 9am November 2, 2019 join us on www.twitch.tv/blanket_term for EXTRALIFE Game Day. We're gonna be streaming for a full 24 hours for Phoenix Children's Hospital.Link in Show Notes.

This week the Blanket Team talks about bullshit proprietary software laws, apple's repair policies, speed running games, our attempts to lucid dream, how Dawn starred saved an alternate reality, and if a professional speed runner starred in an Isekai anime. Reminder EXTRAlife stream on Nov. 2, 2019!!! Check out us on Twitch.tv/blanket_term