MOTION 1: Church is NOT just a club for old people. MOTION 2: It IS NEVER OKAY to blatantly steal someone else's idea in broad daylight. MOTION 3: BC SHOULD NOT be changed to Before Covid.

MOTION 1: Chivalry is sexist. MOTION 2: Band members should NOT be allowed to wear letterman jackets. MOTION 3: iPhone people are gullible sheep.

MOTION 1: Zoos are animal prisons. MOTION 2: Usain Bolt is faster than your local crack head. MOTION 3: Is it better to be a professional athlete, a famous musician , or a famous movie star?

MOTION 1: It is safe to snitch. MOTION 2: The Great Depression is more of an oxymoron than jumbo shrimp. MOTION 3: Taco bell is not Mexican food.

MOTION 1: It's never okay to tell someone else's baby to shut the f*** up. MOTION 2: The Kardashian curse is more detrimental than the Madden curse. MOTION 3: Tarzan didn't keep any gorilla side pieces after he mat Jane

MOTION 1: Strippers are essential employees. MOTION 2: It isn’t cheating if your girl goes to a male Gynecologist. MOTION 3: Mosquitos are more annoying than Jehovah's Witnesses.

MOTION 1: Black people are not racist. MOTION 2: Pizza is better triangle than square. MOTION 3: One should not be exempt from any racism, sexism, or any other –ism comment(s) made before it was deemed “bad” by society.

MOTION 1: God is mad at us. MOTION 2: Child birth doesn’t even hurt that bad. MOTION 3: If your homie's getting severely jumped in an unwinnable situation, you take the certain beat down with him rather than fleeing.

MOTION 1: Prophylactics are more effective than “the withdrawal method”. MOTION 2: Judas (of Jerusalem) was more of a coward than Scar (of The Lion King). MOTION 3: The Amish cannot be trusted.

MOTION 1: We shouldn’t have dropped the atomic bombs on Japan. MOTION2: It isn’t ever okay to engage in any kind of relations with your homie's mom. MOTION 3: We SHOULD NOT remix the national anthem.