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Season 4: The Buffs Learn to Love – A Rom Com Summer

Episode 5

Hosts: Matt and Joe

Movie: 13 Going on 30 (2004)

This week, the Buffs get flirty, thirty, and a little bit dirty with 13 Going on 30—the body-swap rom-com that dares to ask: what if your dream life isn’t what you thought it’d be? Matt and Joe dig into the nostalgia-fueled fantasy, the killer soundtrack, and whether “Thriller” flash mobs should ever be allowed at office parties.

It’s a sweet, silly movie about missed chances, girlhood dreams, and the dangers of dating your childhood crush’s evil boss. We talk time travel rules (again), mid-2000s fashion crimes, and ask the big question: did Jenna Rink really learn anything?

What can you expect?

• What Did You Watch This Week – Joe dives into something new, Matt reverts to his comfort content.
• Snap Synopsis – A full-speed recap of 13 Going on 30 with all the glitter, glam, and awkward adulting.
• Dunk or Defend – Which scenes still sparkle, and which ones feel like a bad wish?
• Happily Ever After – Our rom-com season ranking system gets an update: where does this one land on the love-o-meter?

Get your Razzles ready and your dollhouse keys in hand—we’re cracking open the glittery time capsule that is 13 Going on 30.

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Now streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you find your fake adult life waiting for you.

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Season 4: The Buffs Learn To Love – A Rom Com Summer

Episode 3 – LOVE ACTUALLY TAKES AWHILE

Hosts: Matt and Joe

Movie: When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Can men and women ever just be friends? Or are they just killing time until one of them catches feelings in a New York diner?

This week, Matt and Joe unpack When Harry Met Sally (1989)—the Nora Ephron–penned rom-com that defined an entire generation of will-they-won’t-they storytelling. With iconic performances from Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan and a script full of all-timer lines, this film walks, talks, and neurotically circles its way into romantic comedy history.

What can you expect?

• What Did You Watch This Week – The boys break down their latest watches (and overanalyze one or two, of course).
• Snap Synopsis – A spoiler-packed five-minute recap of all the love, laughs, and late-night phone calls.
• Dunk or Defend – Are Harry and Sally actually a great couple, or just victims of New York loneliness?
• Happily Ever After – Our seasonal ranking segment, where we weigh this movie’s heart, humor, and chemistry against the rest of the rom-com lineup.

Is this film the gold standard or just the start of something better? Let’s just say—love actually takes awhile.

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S3 E2 - Blockbuster Buffs Origins (RE-RELEASE)

Movie: Jaws (1975)

HOSTS: Matt and Joe

🦈 We’re gonna need a bigger anniversary.

To celebrate 50 years of Spielberg’s shark-sized masterpiece, we’re re-releasing our Jaws episode! Matt and Joe revisit the movie that birthed the summer blockbuster—and a generation of beachgoers too scared to swim.

We dig into everything from that spine-tingling John Williams score to the behind-the-scenes shark chaos to the way Jaws shaped modern cinema. Is it still scary? Still brilliant? Still the blueprint? Spoiler alert: yes

🎧 Whether it’s your first listen or your fiftieth, jump back in the water with us.

Season 3 is a monster movie celebration—and this is where it all started.

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Season 4: The Buffs Learn To Love – A Rom Com Summer

Episode 2: Enemies with Benefits

Hosts: Matt and Joe

Movie: Anyone But You (2023)

This week, Matt and Joe take a trip to Australia with Anyone But You, the enemies-to-lovers rom-com that asks, “What if Shakespeare had abs?” With a beach wedding, forced proximity, and enough shirtless Glenn Powell to fuel a thousand TikToks, this modern Much Ado has us asking—are we swooning, or just sunburnt?

What can you expect?

• What Did You Watch This Week – Matt and Joe chat about recent rewatches and theatrical outings.
• Snap Synopsis – A spoiler-packed sprint through all the fake dating, bickering, and bridal chaos.
• Dunk or Defend – We unpack rom-com tropes, unexpected laughs, and if Sydney deserves its own IMDb credit.
• Happily Ever After – How does this stack up to the rest of our summer lovefest?

We’re just getting warmed up for Season 4—new episodes drop weekly!

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Season 4: The Buffs Learn To Love: A Rom Com Summer

Episode 2: Barrymore More More

Hosts: Matt and Joe

Guest: Jarrett

Movie: 50 First Dates (2004)

This week, the Buffs are joined by special guest Jarrett for a deep dive into 50 First Dates, the tropical rom-com that asks: can love survive amnesia, Rob Schneider in dreadlocks, and Sean Astin’s mesh tank tops?

We talk Drew Barrymore’s charm, Adam Sandler’s subtle sincerity, and whether this movie is sweet, sad, or slightly sinister. And yes, we’re aware we used the backup audio again—thank you for loving us through it. 💽

What can you expect?

• What Did You Watch This Week – The Buffs and Jarrett share recent watches and rom-com riffs.
• Snap Synopsis – A fast, spoiler-packed recap of this Hawaiian love loop.
• Dunk or Defend – We take swings at the hits and misses of Sandler’s memory lane romance.
• Happily Ever After – Our seasonal scoring segment returns! We rate the film across our five rom-com categories and update the leaderboard.

Grab your breakfast tape and meet us at the café—this episode’s got heart, laughs, and possibly brain damage.

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🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your rom-com fix.

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Season 4: The Buffs Learn To Love – A Rom Com Summer

Episode 1 – CRAZY STUPID TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

Hosts: Matt and Joe

Movie: Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)

We’re kicking off our rom-com summer with Crazy, Stupid, Love—a film with heart, humor, and a shockingly perfect use of Ryan Gosling’s abs as a plot device. Unfortunately, our SD card didn’t love us back. This episode was recorded on backup AV through Google Meet, so the audio’s a little crusty, but the takes? Still steamy.

From soul-crushing divorces to makeover montages, Matt and Joe break down what makes this ensemble rom-com work—and where it might be trying just a little too hard. Also, should we all be dressing like Jacob Palmer?

What can you expect?

• What Did You Watch This Week – We ease into rom-com season with some pre-Gosling chatter.

• Snap Synopsis – A spoiler-packed, five-minute recap of love, lies, and Ryan Gosling carrying the entire genre.

• Dunk or Defend – Does Crazy, Stupid, Love earn its status as a modern rom-com classic, or are we just Gos-blinded?

• Monster Mashups (Just kidding—this season it’s Love Rankings) – We start ranking our rom-com lineup and figuring out what we even want out of love on screen.

New season, new tone, same unhinged chaos. Listen on Apple & Spotify, watch Snap Synopses on YouTube, and get full video episodes (when our gear behaves) on Patreon.

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Forget the Oscars—it’s time for DUNK OR DEFEND HARDER, where Matt and Joe reveal their five favorite and five least favorite movies of 2024. This isn’t about objective rankings—it’s pure Blockbuster Buffs bias, and we’re standing by it.

Which movies ruled? Which ones ruined our day? And which picks will start a fight in the comments? It’s all here in our second annual ranking showdown.

BLOCKBUSTER BUFFS RETURNS THIS SUMMER! 💕🎬

This summer, we’re diving headfirst into romantic comedies—15 films that range from unique gems to classic crowd-pleasers, all in the name of warming our hearts and celebrating the power of love.

Expect meet-cutes, misunderstandings, grand gestures, and plenty of dunking and defending as we break down what makes these movies work (or not). Whether you’re a rom-com fanatic or just here for the chaos, we’ve got something for you.

New season coming soon! Catch up on past episodes on Spotify & Apple Podcasts, watch Snap Synopses on YouTube, and get full video episodes exclusively on Patreon.

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Season 3: The Boys Go Monster Mashing

Episode 16 – MONSTER MASHUPS: THE RANKING RUMBLE

Hosts: Matt and Joe

Topic: Season Finale – Reworking the Rankings

In our season finale, Matt and Joe open up the ol’ Google Doc for one epic rework of our ranking system. Each of us gets 10 points to use as we take turns adding or subtracting points across our five 1-to-10 categories. We’re diving back into our monster mashups to see where we might have been caught up in the heat of the moment—maybe rating a film too high or being overly critical. This is our chance to give every movie the final word it truly deserves.

What’s in Store:

• Monster Mashups: Watch us adjust our scores in real time

• King of Monsters: The ultimate reveal of our revised rankings

Whether you agree with our original scores or think we missed the mark, join us for a no-holds-barred look at the art of movie ranking. This finale episode is packed with insights, laughs, and a whole lot of monster madness.

Catch the full episode on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and follow us on Instagram @blockbusterbuffs for behind-the-scenes content and updates. For full video episodes and bonus extras, support us on Patreon via the link in our bio!

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Season 3: The Boys Go Monster Mashing

Episode 41 – NIGHTLY NIBBLES

Hosts: Matt and Joe

Movie: Nosferatu 2024

This week, Matt and Joe sink their teeth into the eerie and irreverent world of Nosferatu 2024. In this tongue-in-cheek update of the vampire classic, our hosts serve up a hearty helping of biting humor, modern twists, and a generous dose of retro horror vibes. Will this reimagined undead tale leave you craving more, or is it just a nibble too far?

What can you expect?

• What Did You Watch This Week – A quick rundown of new horror finds and guilty pleasures.

• Snap Synopsis – A spoiler-packed, lightning-fast recap of Nosferatu 2024’s fanged fiasco.

• Dunk or Defend – Our take on the film’s modern spin—what works, what bites off more than it can chew.

• Monster Mashups – Ranking Nosferatu 2024 alongside this season’s other monstrous mash-ups.

Get ready for a night of fangs, fun, and fearless film critique. Don’t miss out—subscribe for more monster madness, and join the conversation on our socials and Patreon for extra treats!

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Season 3: The Boys Go Monster Mashing

Episode 14: THICKZILLA RISING

Hosts: Matt and Joe

Movie: Godzilla (2014)

After the ahem divisive 1998 Godzilla left fans reeling with its lizard-like imposter, the King of the Monsters finally returns in all his thick, thunderous glory. Gone are the days of scrawny, fish-loving pretenders—2014’s Godzilla resurrects the towering, atomic-breath-blasting behemoth that fans have worshipped for decades. But is this a triumphant return, or does this slow-burning monster flick leave us stranded in the rubble? Is Godzilla a hero? A villain? Or just a dramatic diva waiting for his cue? Matt and Joe break it all down, sifting through the MUTO mayhem, human melodrama, and city-stomping spectacle to decide—does Godzilla (2014) reign supreme, or is it a GIGANTIC letdown?

What can you expect?

• What Did You Watch This Week – Our usual detour into what’s been on our screens lately.

• Snap Synopsis – We break down the plot, the human drama, and the monster-sized patience it takes to get to the good stuff.

• Dunk or Defend – Does this Godzilla’s slow-burn approach work, or does it leave us craving more kaiju chaos?

• Monster Mashups – Where does Godzilla (2014) rank in the pantheon of giant monster movies?

Does this film deliver the city-leveling spectacle we need, or does it spend too much time with the tiny humans? Tune in to find out!

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