Forget the remake we're telling you exactly how to make this classic horror even more...horrible. Spoiler a lot more clowns, a lot more singing, and a lot more All American Brand Curry.

Wow. This one was really something. Not a movie mind you but it was definitely something. Listen to us get very angry about the 1983 hit. Relish in our pain.

How do you fix the great movie Beetlejuice. I'll give you a hint. Add 100% more cyborgs and cross-dressing, knife wielding, musclebound, big fake tit wearing Lydia. That's how.

Join us for another very good movie with very hard subject matter. This time we decided to go ahead and just tell bad inappropriate jokes anyways. So consider that your warning as we talk about Whoopi Goldberg, Danny Glover, and Oprah Winfrey in this Spielberg classic.

We're back with another sub five minute short to enjoy and share with all people. This time we reveal the deadly truth of the Stallone Virus.

Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan star in one of the all time great rom-coms. We mostly talk about mustaches, Jesus shooting peoples, and sex with friends. Enjoy.

Our red-hot new shorts continue as we take on what I assume is the most popular movie in Australia to this day. Don't worry Australians we're going to make it even better! That or ruin it....probably ruin it.

Ema's back as we discuss this hit movie starring the incomparable Rodney Dangerfield who, for some strange reason, people seem not to respect. I mean this movie made a lot of money and still no respect. The man did stand up all over the world but still people refused to give the man respect. It's quite weird.

Another of our brand new, super popular, shorts. This time we fix the Winter Olympics making them more popular than ever.

The first in our new five minute short episodes. Please share.