In today's episode Richard Dreyfuss is between 5'2" and 5'11" depending on obvious movie magic and Emilio Estevez has a mustache. We also talk about sayings from the 1920s while discussing the least super of super cops in 1987's "Stakeout".

The power trio of Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, and Danny Devito reunite in "Jewel of the Nile" from 1985. Meanwhile the power duo of E.G. and Francisco reunite to to talk about oral sex and Teddy Ruxpin... not at the same time although now that I think about it we definitely should have,

In this episode we make up Viggo Mortensen fan-fiction and speculate wildly on the Amish lifestyle as we discuss 1985's "Witness" starring Harrison Ford.

Kevin Costner uses baseball to deal with his daddy issues. Meanwhile we use Star Wars to deal with our no sex robot issues.

The buddy cop film that all other buddy cop films wish they were. A mustachioed gentlemen who is of an age too advanced for such things and a suicidal mad man who just needs a friend team up to shoot and punch things. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover star in Lethal Weapon. Spoiler alert, we like it, but we're still going to make jokes.

Special guest Ema joins us to discuss the Michael Keaton comedy classic "Mr. Mom". We a lot of time talking about Keaton's reproductive organ and making sexist jokes but what do you expect? Also it's John Hughes first appearance on the countdown but it won't be his last.

One part con movie, one part Rom-Com, all terrible, terrible hair, makeup and fashion. Harrison Ford saves "Working Girl" by being so dang charming.......he's dreamy....err...anyways podcast.

We're back with more dancing in a legitimate classic...that we don't really like. Secrets are revealed, bridges are burned, and ice in whiskey glasses are clinked. We discuss "Dirty Dancing" starring Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.

We do a lot of bad Stallone impressions, Francisco blacks out, and SO. MUCH. DANCING! We review the slightly less critically acclaimed sequel to "Saturday Night Fever" - "Staying Alive" starring John Travolta.

This week we talk about director George Miller's first non Mad Max movie, "The Witches of Eastwick" featuring an all star cast lead by Jack Nicholson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Cher, and Susan Sarandon. We spend some time talking about late 80s feminism and a lot of time talking about Nicholson banging 3 chicks. So, you know, balance.