Julia Roberts continues her run of playing bad people in surprisingly successful movies. People in the 90s were into femdom and/or tsundere is what we're saying. 

In this episode, Escape from Christmas Polka Hell! The cult classic Christmas movie that didn't exist until 3 minutes in to us hitting record. 

Know what Christmas needs? More decapitations and Barbarians!

We talk about James Bond in this super timely episode that is what, 2 months too late to capitalize on "No Time to Die". 

E.G. doesn't know Saved By the Bell, Francisco doesn't know sports, nobody knows Richard Nixon's wife, but we all know that this is a pretty darn good movie. 

I want someone to look at me the way Billy Crystal looks at that baby cow. 

After a slow start we talk Toy Story 8, Jonny Quest, Presidential pardons, and all the Harrison Fords. 

Bees. My God. Plus, good candy is important; almost important as putting on your human suit and putting in a solid hour work week. 

Celebrate the release of the new trailer with two drunk guys talking about the Sex Matrix and John Matrix all American action hero.

Hello Dads. Welcome to our podcast. Sorry about all the bad language. While not all of our episodes are about naval battles or submarines we think you'll still enjoy them.