Blockbuster Nostalgia

Celebrate Earth Day with the 1984 classic that's definitely about the dangers of toxic waste and doesn't just use that as a way to create a monster hero that can punch people in the balls and smash heads in.

One out of control drunk baby, Old School Vegas complete with marinara and autism magic, and remember in these dark times to support your local poachers.

Pornhub channels, Gremlins 2 is insane, Stallone in a mud wall, endless Eddie Murphays' all the way down, and the worst impression yet.

Trump and Putin as played by Will Ferrell and John C Reilly, Stallone always ahead of the curve, boobs turn Francisco into a cartoon character, and Bruce Wills phones it in for the first, but definitely not the last, time.

Clint Eastwood grunting at other actors, Henry Fonda: closet otaku, and Hollywood liberals secretly hate science.

Aliens create Australia, Mermaids swim around in their own filth all day, Crocodile Dundee gets his mojo back, and Wolverine gets motorcycle powers from Ma and Pa Kent.

"Flashdance" is the worst, falling in love with Miss Piggy, death row meals, and short white guys playing fundamental basketball in old timey accents.

Terrible Boston accents, murdering prostitutes in heaven, and German's misunderstanding Bill Murray.

Moses' getting down on the dance floor, Ronald Regan threatening to launch nukes at the gays, and our strange obsession with settling down with the local butcher.

Space Country music, Robert DeNiro doing spin kicks, and Matthew Broderick playing chess against the Terminator.