Our good buddy, Bobby Nall, stopped by to help us recap an episode and blew our minds by sharing an episode of SVU he wrote based on the episode title…kind of. I was going to record some sort of intro, but it really does speak for itself.

We are working to get a few episodes out to fill a few hours of your time in quarantine, but for now please accept this minisode.

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Please forgive the slight delay in our next full episode, which should be released in the next few days. In the meantime, we offer this outtake from our upcoming recap of Law & Order SVU season 10 episode 7, “Wildlife.” We present: The Sad Ballad of Gots Money (as told by Doug Litos).

Gutter nerds, bad New York accents, dock cops, biblical boners, and a disturbing use of honey. What about the dead baby?! Join us as we recap season 5 episode 6 of Law & Order SVU, “Serendipity,” with our pal, Dale Izard!

Imaginary husbands, a double grandpa, Park Slope, incest, and, despite the fact that our guest disagrees, a German Shepherd. Join us as we recap season 5 episode 15 of Law & Order SVU, "Families," with our good pal, Darin!

We cover juicing spiders, turtlenecks, time traveling, the DIDs, and whether Miles would be a jailhouse snitch. Join us as we recap Law & Order SVU season 9 episode 1, "Alternate," with our friend Delaney Harris-Finch!

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Ann-Margret, boob doubles, and mattress tramps. Will we ever know what happened in Cheyenne? Join us as we recap season 11 episode 18, "Bedtime," with our friend, Bev Caplan.

Fake websites, violent masturbation, anal trauma, and a Real Housewife; this episode has a LOT going on. Join us as we recap the especially heinous crimes of Season 12 Episode 18 "Bully" with our guest and good pal, Ty Mahany!

Our first official episode will be released on August 1st, but in the meantime, here's a little Bloggin Order: STFU 101 to introduce the show and some of the common themes we'll discuss in future episodes. Recorded over 4 hours in a completely random order, we hope you'll forgive the choppy editing job.