Do you remember the 5th grade playground? Well we are back on those swings with Would You Rather! We've each come up with some doozies for each other. The only question left is - What would you do? 

Despite feeling so old, we recount the stories of our youth. Listen to us reminisce about halloween mishaps, broken lamps, and other shenanigans. Step into the past with us, these are our childhood stories!

Skunk Lord, Panty Cradler, and Charlie and the Hookah Factory - which of those are real? Listen in and discover all you didn't want to know about those indie bands your skinny cousin Jake listens to on his chunky headphones at the dinner table. If you know you know.

Is that the soft grunt of a camel I hear? No! It's the dry recordings of a call of an eagle... duh. Play along with us as we guess that sound! 

Guess that movie! Listen to us use what little knowledge we have as we try to decipher movies by its IMDb description! Play along and see if you're smarter than us.... you probably are. 

Nicolas Cage. Michelle Obama. Gollum. Would you FIGHT or GIVE UWP like the lil beech you are? It’s time to get your brains, brawn, and bravery on. This is…fight or give up!

They say we all love our children equally, but we all know every parent has a favorite. Listen to us count down our Tippity Top Fives. Category is…REALITY TV. Primetime realness, baby!

How to invert a penis. How to be the Kool-Aid Man. How to make your child good at hockey. Which one’s real? The answer will shock millions. Tune in for a epic game of Real or Fake: WikiHow edition!

Introducing us, Abigail Bloom and Laura Huie as we talk about our unique relationship and see who knows which one of us the best. Winner takes all of the food. Loser has to watch winner eat the food. Prepare your ears, this is the Newly Wyfe Game!

Coming soon to ears near you...The Bloom & Huie Podcast! We are two girls who make smarts into funnies. Tune in for laughs, asinine commentary, and sweltering hot takes.

Music: Happy Clappy Ukulele by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com