Everyone else seems to know Nick is in love with Jess and Jess is in love with Nick except Nick and Jess. Everyone knows Cece is pregnant except Cece. Break the news with a house full of flowers and blueberry pancakes!

Jess needs more cans to recycle, Aly brought up trains, and somehow all the Michaels in the world manage to deal with this every day. Grab your freshly stone-washed jean jacket and push everyone else in front of the shark while you eat blueberry pancakes, and try not to look at the monster’s butthole.

Jess’s dad loves a surprise visit for no reason at all. Schmidt and Cece are allowed to visit the loft since moving out for no reason at all. Winston records a fake sports radio show for his mom, an invited guest. Blueberry pancakes are always invited for no reason at all! Join us for THIS ill-advised talk radio alternative reality!

If Nick ever, ever needs a blazer, no matter how late it is, he can call Schmidt and wake him up until the day he dies. How many is too many points of entry, and is a house really so much better than an apartment? How many blueberry pancakes is too many? Trick question—you can never have too many!

Who is the audience for the Pepperwood Chronicles? Blue collar nautical workers on the coastline of Maine or preteen middle schoolers at Jess’s school? Who does Ferguson belong to, and is he destined to geek out over mayonnaise the rest of his life? When will Cece ever pack and will Schmidt help her? What is an “ut?” We’ll take blueberry muffins (or pancakes) for lunch!

Jess and Schmidt have both been promoted, but before they start their first big day of work, Nick takes them both on the “Rumspringa” adventure they need. No one’s been Rhonda’d in awhile and Jess can make a pillow out of anything, so eat your Blueberry Pancakes and enjoy the "Boy Ride!”

Sparkles are in! What would you rather get for a Valentine’s Day gift—a nudie card with a $20 stapled to it or tickets to something called “The Clippers?” Quit cleaning out your purse, put on your bobcat costume and go to the same froyo place so you can finally get a free one! The best Valentine’s gift would be blueberry pancakes!