Breaking news special as shocking clips emerge of government minister Humza Yousaf encouraging self abuse at a public gathering. No, we couldn't believe it either...but the clips sound at least as genuine as the doctored one of the Rangers squad singing Sweet Caroline so they must be real...unless of course they're not.

Bluenose Burger - Episode 4 - After All, You're My Wonder Goal

After Rangers  Old Firm stroll Uncle Peter takes Lenny to task, we eavesdrop on Stevie G's SPFL disciplinary hearing & Sellick has a mole.  We also enjoy BBC Scotland's coverage of THAT Roofe goal & THAT Defoe goal & hear from the ghost of media past...

Bluenose Burger - Episode 3 - Field of Screams

This time round on Bluenose Burger Kevin Clancy has an Old Firm nightmare, The President (no not that one) takes on Covid, Neil Lennon has a meltdown, we get an insight into the mind of one Sellick fan and ask who the %&#? is Darryl Broadfoot?

Bluenose Burger - Episode 1 - Walter & Friends

The Bluenose Burger Crew take a Rangers minded look at the lunatic world of Scottish football. This time round we drop in on Auchenhowie, the SPFL & Scotland's hard working journos.

Plus the Bluenose Shopping Channel has a unique commemorative item on offer - a Sellick ring you'll remember forever. And Walter has a very special guest....