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Welcome back, peeps! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? We missed you guys, and we hope you missed us too! We roll into 2022 in style with some advanced beer math and calling Deba out on his *ahem*

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The harsh winter season had some of us preparing for hibernation. Thankfully, the city of Bangalore has pleasant weather year round, AND a secret ingredient to strengthen their roads (we dare you to guess). Speaking of, how do you feel about the city you're from?

Want to make a good movie on a war story about bravery and sacrifice? A sprinkle of trash talk and a dash of drama is highly recommended.

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Would you move to Boston for cheap pot brownies? If yes, we got you covered.

Looking for relationship advice? Join love guru Shu’s lesson on “Falling into traps for Dummies”, and guest lecturer Deba’s video lecture: “Shake them boobies” (now available exclusively on OnlyFans!).      

In typical fashion, we start with discussing marriage but end up deciding to support Mooga's “Vision for Self-Proliferation”! 

Well, it’s great to be back!

Until next time...

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As a new bestest friendship blooms, the gang actively questions Shu’s new strategy…we don’t have our best man on this job, we admit.

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We acquaint Lemon with Deba’s college time. Ah, how his college stories inspire trust in humanity!

While the concept of time eludes Mooga (yet again), the choice between liver or lifestyle seldom does; turns out…its an easy choice in the end!

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Time to ponder on some big picture stuff: Should racism be a point of scrutiny under the umbrella of comedy? 

Too deep? 
Well Deba’s 10-yr fitness plan for men in their 30s should slap you right back to the shallow end!

Until next time..

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We start off questioning Deba’s ability to read…we worry sometimes.

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A strange new Pan takes us from the Panama Canal to Bollywood, the pan related quest never stops! 

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Coming this winter: Wardrobe Malfunction…Deba’s Cut. Rated R.

Raj gives us a peak into his insecurities under the moonlight. 

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In the end… all it took to ease the tension between the Doon bros is a little slice of lemon.

Until next time...

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Welcome back, guys! 
We’ve found out that it’s not just babies that need saving from Amogh; we’re not happy about this new addition to the list either…

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Professional Deba gives us a peek behind the burka. You gotta admit it’s a skill how he keeps outdoing himself. 
The usage of the word “pan” pans across frying pan, pan-America and of course…Panama canal. 

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Chief foodie Shu asks you what are you willing to do for food? Can you walk 6 km or sell your soul to religion? 
We may need to have an intervention folks…

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You gotta plug that hole nice and tight, guys; don’t want insects getting in the way. It’s ok if you don’t get it, it’s a Deba thing. 

P.S. WE LOVE TRAUMA!!

Until next time!

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Welcome to the beginning of it all! BS Origins, if you will…

We start things off by failing spectacularly at being formal. We tried guys. 

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We try to answer what this is all about, but of course we get sidetracked…..and by abstract art, no less!

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Coming back to the point, and under the guidance of our Irony Guru, we delve into how we formed the Pod:

D: “It’s been 5 years bro, how are you?”

R: “I smoke pot now, bro. Let’s start a podcast!”

D: “Cool, bro.”

And here we are now…

Happy listening!

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Yo, welcome back! It’s been a while, hasn’t it?

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So, it makes sense that we start off a bit messy…Breaking Bad style. 

Join us as we unravel Shu’s latent superpower; who knew a port-a-potty could be one’s kryptonite? 

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Have you ever wondered what the K in the KY jelly was? Well, wonder no more! 

Speaking of, did your university have the esteemed Krishna Conscious TM © as a part of the placement panel??

If yes, what’s YOUR favorite appetizer?

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We then explore if Deba’s infamous 15s routine has deep ties to his “flashy” childhood. 

Lastly, a sincere request to our listeners...

If any of you have any serious ailments, can you please reach out to mooga? Pretty please.

K bye.        
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We’re glad you’re back with us for another session. You’d be happy to know that we sync them clips now in seconds, no kidding! 

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Prepare to have your mind ‘blown’…

How about we start things off with some felony-grade identity fraud? Seems scary. Fortunately, we’re buying new ones; so, sorted there

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With age comes wisdom and a surprise alarm clock? Note: Snooze button optional.

Oh, we made a placeholder ad for future ED medication, totally by accident, of course.

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Does your Salvar come with a belt? Our bus fondler in chief Shu seriously wants to know.

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We also touch upon a few of the BIG questions in life…like:

Does Om Puri trigger YOUR Trypophobia? 

‘George Clooney in latex’  How can this be ANYONE’s personification of Batman?!

What really happened to the pigs in Dehradun?

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*Editor P #feminism joins us to see what we’ve learned about podding thus far... 

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Welcome back to another session! We’re excited to show you what we learned from our snapping experience. 

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Here's what we explore in this session:

How do you lose weight before making a tinder profile? Senior Scientist Deba has concluded that going to the gym will only do more harm…seems sketch.

Then we rediscover the oldest profession in the world: How much will your fellow podders pimp you out for?

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“Bro, you feeling this?”
We learn how doctors can go medieval on your ass!…courtesy George R. R. Martin 

Are dentists glorified sculptors? Think super quick and super local!

Finally, we solved the not so curious case of Deba’s missing knives. Phew.

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It’s the starting line folks! Light up and fasten your seatbelts.

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here's what we explore in this session:

How many wannabe podcasters does it take to sync up 4 audio files? 
Let us know in the comments below cause we sure as hell couldn’t figure it out!

What do you call a doctor who specializes in testicles? Like seriously. 
Maybe our resident 'ball-ologist' will have the answer. 

What was your favorite game in school? 
We bet it wasn’t as fun as Deba’s. 

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What’s better for the environment: recyclable plates or the ‘dishwasher’? 
It’s not something you’ll learn at a Brahmin school for sure (you’re lucky if you don’t know what that means, TRUST US).

Finally, how do you tell identical twins apart? 
Just pull their pants down of course. Umm…wait, does that sound weird? The fact is stranger than fiction!