Grab your backpacks and questionable decision-making, because it’s time for another lesson in What Not to Bring to School! This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive into two stories that have educators nationwide clutching their stress balls.

First up, a student shows up to class with a live grenade for show-and-tell, proving once again that kids will literally bring anything to school—except a signed permission slip. Was it a cry for attention? A misunderstood prop? Or did this kid just take Call of Duty way too seriously?

Then we slide straight into a wobbly mess of sugar and scandal as a kindergartner hands out jello shots like it's Mardi Gras in the cafeteria. Forget snack time, it's party time! (Just don’t tell the principal. Or Child Protective Services.)

It’s all explosive fun (sometimes literally) on this week’s Blurry Hysteria—where the only thing more questionable than these stories is how they even happened in the first place.

Pack your juice box (not the Bot Booze spiked kind) and join us!

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📌Grenade Shenanigans

📌Jello Shot Oops

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