BMO in the MO'RNING

How far is "Way Over There?"

BMO's Investigative Team takes on one of humanity's greatest unsolved mysteries: just how far is "Way Over There?" Through groundbreaking research, eyewitness testimony, and absolutely questionable science, the team uncovers the real factors that determine when a simple trip becomes an expedition.

From gas prices and surprise run-ins with people you were hoping to avoid, to the effort of becoming publicly presentable and the dreaded phrase, "Since we're already out...," this investigation proves that "Way Over There" isn't measured in miles... it's measured in motivation.

Case closed... at least until somebody asks you to run to Walmart.

How far is "Way Over There?"

BMO's Investigative Team takes on one of humanity's greatest unsolved mysteries: just how far is "Way Over There?" Through groundbreaking research, eyewitness testimony, and absolutely questionable science, the team uncovers the real factors that determine when a simple trip becomes an expedition.

From gas prices and surprise run-ins with people you were hoping to avoid, to the effort of becoming publicly presentable and the dreaded phrase, "Since we're already out...," this investigation proves that "Way Over There" isn't measured in miles... it's measured in motivation.

Case closed... at least until somebody asks you to run to Walmart.

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