LUCAS'S FRIENDS ELLERY AND EMILY PUT THE GUYS IN THE HOT SEAT

Ellery and Emily join the guys for this week's episode, and they're the ones asking the questions. See the guys as they've never been before, forced to actually answer other people's questions. This is a long one folks, and it's more random than ever before. 

BRANDYN STOPS BY FOR THIS WEEK'S EPISODE

The guys discuss the Fast and Furious franchise's journey to space, the Chris Evans situation, the NBA playoffs, Jason Momoa NOT playing Frosty the Snowman, and if you had to win a gameshow to survive, what game would you play? The guys also enter themselves and several movie characters and celebrities into a Hunger Games simulation. Who will win?

ANDREW JOINS THE GUYS FOR THIS WEEK'S EPISODE

The guys talk about the time Andrew almost died of hypothermia and they had to break into Hunter's house to save his life. They also talk about what actors they would want to play them in a movie, who would win in a crazy hypothetical Hunger Games scenario, conspiracy theories about the movie "UP",  and about one of their favorite things to do in their hometown: eating dumpster pizza (not as gross as it sounds). 

I'M BATMAN

The guys discuss the death of Chadwick Boseman and his incredible career, and they talk about what it's like being back at college during a pandemic. They go over the newest big-name celebrities to get COVID-19, including their favorite person to talk about on the show, The Rock. Hunter reacts to the new trailer for The Batman, and Lucas doesn't believe that cereal is a soup. They also talk about how the sports world has reacted and responded to the on-going problems of our society. 

Luke & Hunter in the Morning!

Boat Talk is back at it again for Season 3, starting with an early morning episode! Lucas talks about what was wrong with his car, and Hunter talks about the time his car blew up in front of Lucas's house. The guys also discuss the downfall of Internet Explorer, a rare Michigan earthquake, basketball dunk contests,  the Karen movie, vampire mosquitoes, and the concept of invisibility.   

Huge thank you to Derek and Jenna for lending their voices for the opening skit!

THE SEASON TWO FINALE

The guys discuss their rapidly growing international audience and one of Hunter's friends is starting a podcast. The episode then turns into the most random episode the guys have ever done, with topics including: the Patrick Star Spin-Off, Fortnite's Banishment, Blockbuster, working as a scarecrow for money, Shia LaBeouf, Taco Bell Chicken Wings, horchata, a police department for raccoons, phones that were also walkie-talkies, and Death Cows, with finale cameos from the great Morgan Freeman and Deadpool. 

Boat Talk will return for Season 3 beginning September 1st, 2020.

WE HAVE ENTERED... THE DARKEST TIMELINE

Hunter shares a job posting from a famous celebrity, and the guys talk about Tik Tok potentially getting shut down. The guys discuss how movie theaters are in jeopardy and do some serious geeking out over Star Wars. They also talk about what it means for a small town when your local gas station is purchased by 7-Eleven. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a special call-in guest!

Hunter is sick, but not with corona, maybe, probably not. Lucas pitches his numerous film ideas and the guys talk about what life will be like post-COVID.

WEREN'T THEY SIBLINGS?

The guys discuss their new podcasting rival and talk about some serious Mission Impossible level theft. Hunter offers a sports update now that the NBA and MLB are back, and Lucas talks about his first acting experiences. To finish off the episode, the guys take a deep dive into Sharkboy and Lavagirl: their upcoming appearance in a new movie, the fact that they are NOT siblings, and how threatening Taylor Lautner was in his first movie. It gets intense, ladies and gents. 

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN OR FROSTY THE AQUAMAN?

Lucas talks about how he may have been exposed to the coronavirus, and the guys discuss an upcoming treasure hunt hosted by a Michigan jeweler. Hunter is devastated to learn that the hosts from Myth Busters hated each other, and the guys may have ran into each other years before they official met in high school. Lucas wants to be thrown through a mirror by Tom Cruise, and Hunter talks about WWI battle strategies. Jason Momoa is the new Frosty the Snowman, the guys get turned into frogs, and they find out that they are, in fact, not cake. It's a weird one.