Bill welcomes Matt, Mark, and Kevin back to the studio for a summer-fueled episode packed with laughs, surprises, and just the right amount of chaos.

First up: a Fourth of July recap turns into a roast session when Mark’s story earns him a comparison to a corgi (you’ll just have to hear why). The crew dives into firework fails, including a cringe-worthy news clip from last year that still takes the cake. Guess the state and the age of the victim — trust us, it’s wild.

Matt the boat guy talks boating etiquette, the awkwardness of tying off with strangers (which Bill hilariously compares to swinging), and what “Blowoff Day” is all about. Will Bill participate? You might be surprised. Matt also reveals why he’ll never co-own a boat again. Ever.

Then things get real: Bill steps out mid-show to take a call from his brother — and returns with an emotional update on his dad’s health and what happened while he was away in Maine. It’s a powerful moment of honesty and reflection.

From there, the conversation sails into gaslighting vs. passive-aggressive digs, the strange rise of OnlyFans “emotional support stars”, and how digital relationships are becoming comfort food for the lonely and lost.

Football fans, don’t worry — there’s plenty for you too.Matt breaks down the Dallas Cowboys punt returner’s latest legal saga (marijuana, a gun, and 97 mph… yikes), while Bill questions how many “second chances” an athlete really gets. Plus, a spicy take on the Miami Dolphins, Mike McDaniel’s leadership, and the ripple effects of a toxic locker room trade.

The episode wraps with a fun round of Name That Tune — and one of the guys loses in shocking fashion. Think you can beat them? Play along and find out.

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