Body Counts And Beer

Turn invisible, turn into bats, turn into a Hyde, turn into an old man what shoots things! Anything to prepare you for 2003's THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! It's the movie so nice, Sean Connery quit acting-ice!

Listen in as we cover any and all LXG related ephemera, including: Harsh words for England! MURDER MONKEYS! Yacht Rock legend Christopher Cross! Orgy stuff! Harsh words for Charleston Chews! PLUS: we finally settle the greatest debate of all: WHO THE MAN NOW, DAWG IS!

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Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Public Domain warrior, your least favorite [Adjective]Punk genre, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Still stuck inside? Looking for something to do? Give this minisode a listen and you'll be full of brand new ideas for things to do! It's time for QUARANTINE RECOMMENDATIONS PT. 2, because this time, we couldn't think of a better minisode idea!

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Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite 80s wrestler, your least favorite 90s wrestler, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

We waited entirely too long to tackle the original, so it only made sense to wait even longer to finally make our way to DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER!

Listen in as we cover any and all Die Hard subjects, such as: Harsh words for Alaska! ER vs. Chicago Hope! Carmine Lorenzo: DC's Most Chicago-est Cop! SHRIMP TALK! Patrick's terrible mic technique! Plus, we launch the DENIM TROLL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!

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This week, we do our patriotic duty and skip watching STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE and choose to barely remember it instead. We probably spend more time talking about Next Generation. And Orson Welles. And Transformers. But hey, it's content, right? RIGHT!?

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Check your inertial dampeners and engage warp drive with phasers set to FUN! This week, we're discussing 1982's STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN, because darn it, we just can't get enough of the Stars.

Listen in as we trek far beyond star and cover any and all Khan-related business: Would Kirk sleep with a Predator? The contractual obligations of Shatner and Nimoy! Too much Rocky talk! The glory of Jim Varney! Elvis bits? Plus: things (as usual) go off the rails at the end!

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Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Star Trek, your least favorite Enterprise, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

We've been threatening this for a long time. Now the bill comes due. This week, we three idiots go deep and RANK THE STAR WARS! That's it. That's all we do. And it took us over an hour. Please enjoy!

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We did it. It is done. The Star Wars Saga is complete, and so are we. At least in covering Star Wars terms. We will continue. Just no more Star Wars. Until another Star Wars comes out. Anyway, this is our BLOATED take on RISE OF SKYWALKER! With special guest DEE AMARAL!

Listen in as we cover anything and everything related to Skywalking: Jon did his very nerdy homework! Mark details his Star Trek: TNG rewatch! Canadian Sex Ed! WE STAN BABU FRIK! Harsh words for The Mystery Box! TOO MANY BITS! Plus, find out which two video games Dee has played!

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Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Babu Frik, your least favorite Boolio, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Hey! Looking for something cool to watch, watch, listen to, read or play or listen to? Well guess what? WE GOT THE RECS! This week, we're presenting our QUARANTINE RECOMMENDATIONS to keep you distracted as the world burns!

We recommend anything you could need, and also: We reminisce about the golden (drunk and violent) days of baseball! Harsh words for Old Navy Pants! Mark calls an audible and adds book recs at the last minute! Mark calls another audible and adds podcast recs at the laster minute! Jon calls an audible and adds video game recs at the lastest minute!

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Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite quarantine recs, your least favorite alternative milk, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

Who am I? Who are you? Where are we? WHAT IS HAPPENING!? These questions and more will be kinda answered, then more questions will be asked by the end of 2002's THE BOURNE IDENTITY!

Listen in as we cover all the lingering mysteries, like: how color worked pre- and post-9/11! Patrick gets too Southern again! So much nards talk! We unintentionally disrespect Roger Donaldson, director of Species! Mark details why he hates red lights! PLUS: WAY TOO MUCH THEATRE TALK!

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Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Treadstone agent, your least favorite Jeremy Renner, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!

THWIP-ITTY-DOO-DA! For this week's minisode, we're discussing our FAVORITE SPIDER-MAN VILLAINS, because let's face facts: these minisodes ran out of reasons for existing long ago.

Listen in as we cover all the Spider-Man Rogues Gallery info you could ever need, plus: Patrick has phrasing problems! Some Russians drop by! A dynamite sitar impression! Fillet o' Fish semantics! PLUS: we write Rise of Skywalker checks we had no way of knowing we wouldn't be able to cash!

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Let us know what you liked, what you hated, your favorite Spider-Man villain, your least favorite Symbiote, what movie to watch next or ANYTHING AT ALL!