Body Counts And Beer

THWIP! It's been four years and we're finally spending some quality time with everybody's favorite ol' web head. This week, we're discussing 2002's SPIDER-MAN, and yes, Patrick is very upset.

Listen in as we cover everything and anything that ISN'T Spider-Man: Harsh words for James Franco! Slash drops by! Harsh words for Fortnite! Jon keeps teasing Rise of Skywalker! Macho Man tells us how he became Bonesaw! Harsh words for Chevy Chase! Seriously, we barely stay on topic this week!

PLUS: We give Spider-Man the John Hughes ending it always deserved.

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What a ride it has been! In 4 years, we've covered over 80 movies, over 70 wackadoodle minisodes, a few forgotten bonusodes, and only ever lost a few recordings (RIP Darkman and Guardians)! Now it's time to celebrate the year that was with our 4TH ANNUAL PODVERSARY SPECIAL!

Listen in as we cover our favorite movies of the year! Our least favorite movies of the year! The most surprising movies of the year! The worst Seagal impression of the year! And more of the year!

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It started with a puppy. Then a double cross. Now? Pigeon Powered Internet! Tick tock, listeners, the time has come to discuss 2019's JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 - PARABELLUM!

Listen in as we cover anything and everything related to the Wickverse: Tetanus! Old timey directions! Homie the Clown! Sword v. Bullet! Hoof Bands! Jon pronounces "Mila Kunis" the worst possible way! PLUS: tag team partners Macho Man and Tom Waits drop by!

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This week, we're discussing all the sprawling urban metropolis' that house our favorite shoot 'em ups. It's time for our FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE CITIES!

Listen in as we make like urban planners and build the cities of your night terrors: Patrick screws Mark over once again! Mark knows too much Will Smith! We debate the merits of Kenneth Branagh! We barely even mention cities!

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There are now two worlds. A world before Hard Target, and a world after Hard Target. This week, if we're discussing 1993's HARD TARGET, and nothing will ever be the same.

Listen in as we gush all over the greatest JCVD film in existence: Jon debuts a surprisingly good Mel Gibson impression! Baby Detective! The glory of John Parr! Citizen Detective! Krumping versus Crunk! WILLIE BRIMS! Plus, the surprise return of BEST WEAPON and JOHN FOGERTY!

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BAM! Sear some dorado skin side down because this week we've given up all pretense of these minisodes being even remotely connected to anything. We're discussing our FAVORITE TV CHEFS!

Listen in as we cover anything and everything TV chef related: Harsh words for Bobby Flay! Kind words for Morimoto! A David Lynch cooking segment! Wolfgang Puck drops by! More! And MORE!

Also, as mentioned, here's Martin Yan deboning a chicken in 18 seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7m4XAVmFFI

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For our first podcast of 2020, we thought we'd treat ourselves to something awesome. But then Patrick locked us out of the studio, so we watched 2010's LEGION instead. Sorry!

Listen in as we cover anything and everything in the Legion-verse: Axl Rose drops by! Too many flies! Mark dreams of Supermarket Sweep! Slash drops by! Inexplicable children! The ghost of George Michael drops by! A belated review of The Witcher on Netflix! Stuff! And more!

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We're ringing in the New Year the only way we know how: releasing a regularly scheduled minisode recorded weeks ago! This week, we're following up on Batman Returns by discussing our FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAINS, a topic we're not entirely sure we haven't already covered and have no intention of checking!

Listen in as we cover everything Rogues Gallery related: Massive spoilers for DC's Final Crisis! Harsh words for Joaquin Phoenix! We debate Val Kilmer's Batman bonafides! Matthew Lesko! PLUS: our worst ending EVER!

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BANG! PUNCH SOUND! JINGLED BELLS! This week, in honor of the Yuletide season, we're discussing 1992's barely-a-Batman-movie: BATMAN RETURNS!

Listen in as we cover everything BUT Christmas: Jon cuts promos all over the place! We reveal our death plans! Unsolicited advice for Kevin Smith! A dazzling limerick! Batman is ableist! Penguin is a pervy creep! PLUS: Penthouse Forum letters!

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Once again, we've run out of Minisode ideas, so after deep reflection and meaningful discussions of faith, we've decided to just go through the ROBOCOP 2 IMDB TRIVIA PAGE!

Listen in as we cover all the Robocop 2 trivia you can handle: Cute Firearms! The despotic genius of Irvin Kershner! Lawrence Kasdan drops by! More France bashing! Our favorite Good Eats kitchen hacks! Plus, Jon decries adult running form!

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