Boldly Going Nowhere

On this episode, we ask if there's anything else Leonardo DiCaprio can do to get an Oscar after his performance in The Revenant. We also discuss Squidward's DUI, Spike Lee's boycott of the Oscars 2016 and the snowstorm that looks to whiteout the mid-Atlantic region. We also have Twupdates!

On this episode, we discuss how January 2016 has been cruel to our favorite elder Brits, we find out that Deadpool is both a lover and a fighter. We also are nonplussed about this year's Oscar offerings, also Colin's not here, so the gang resorts to cliff notes (provided by Colin).

We discuss Star Wars, white slavers, Daredevil, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice and Star Wars. We also discuss our exploits during the holiday season such as casino buffets, awkward family meetings and travels in airports.

On this special holiday-themed episode, the gang from BGN talks about Kevin McCallister becoming the serial murderer we all expected, we discuss which of your favorite Disney kingdoms the government would be ok with bombing and for the first time ever, we have the Box Office Bust Challenge! We also attempt to deflect the drunken rantings of a wino we've dubbed The Hurricane.

​On this week's episode, we discuss how bitter George Lucas seems to be about not being able to fuck up Star Wars anymore, we also discuss MST3K's Kickstarter hitting its first goal and the 2015 MST3K Turkey Day marathon. We also talk about the cancellation of The Soup after 22 seasons and why Ben Carson's PR team should really check their maps before tweeting them on this week's Twupdate.

This week on Boldly Going Nowhere, we have special guests Samuel Whalen and Pat Acuña from Silent Old Mtns, they discuss their new tune Trenches. We also talk about The Donald boycotting red cups at Starbucks, Comcast data-capping internet usage, were-kitties and MST3k Kickstarter! We also pay our final respects to Daniel Fleetwood and discuss what a dick Ken Jennings is on this week's Twupdate. If you are interested in donating to assist with Daniel's medical bills, please go to www.gofundme.com/e1tqh4

On this week's episode, we discuss how Ryan Reynolds spent his Halloween creating a crack squad of fun-sized X-Men, we also discuss the Preacher trailer and Spectre being released this weekend. We discuss theories like Jupiter playing planet-sized pool and Ben Carson's theory that the Pyramids were grain silos. We also have a Twupdate for #NationalDoughnutDay, we drool/vomit over the Reese PBC Burger and we squee with glee as we talk about the #ForceForDaniel campaign coming to a successful conclusion.

This time on Boldly Going Nowhere, we talk about how the US Government loses a multi-million dollar piece of equipment by letting it gently float away like a Macy's Parade float. We discuss the full-length Star Wars: Episode VII trailer, we discuss reactions to that trailer (John Boyega, specifically) as well as speculation about Luke's abscence from these trailers. We also discuss our recent trip to Buffalo, NY for Buffalo Comicon, and how confused Colin is that there is ice and snow on the ground in October, even though he hails from there. We also have a quick Twupdate and we discuss our Halloween plans for this year, also warm cider is gross...like eww.

This time on Boldly Going Nowhere, we have the good fortune to speak to speak with voice actor extraordinaire, Billy West! He regales us with stories of meeting Mel Blanc, playing a sick Lucille Ball for Howard Stern and his time on the Weird Al Show (Yes, he had a show, we checked.) We also discuss how people should view voice acting as a possible career and how he harkens back to the serials of his youth with The Billy West Podcast! He also does voices and all of our inner children collectively squee. After that, we discuss consumer's newest impulse buy, the Squatty Potty (complete with pooping unicorns!), Daenerys Targaryen being declared the sexiest woman alive by Esquire, the impossible dream of a Cubs World Series bid and the worst aunt EVER loses her court case...against her 12 year old nephew. We also discuss how you should never livestream a DUI (Periscope users, take note!)

On this episode, we discuss water being found on Mars and how that will affect the opening weekend of Space Damon (The Martian). We also talk Avengers Gag Reel, Anna Paquin passing on the Gambit movie and Watchmen as an HBO series. Then, Jordan discussed the shitty model of pre-orders, seasons passes and the ponzi scheme that is Deus Ex: Mankind Divided's Augment Your Pre-Order campaign. Also, Pope Francis and Kim Davis have a moment, captured in watercolors by friend of the show Patrick Hamilton. You can see it here (instagram.com/p/8Sutv2rJUF/?taken-by=snakefishbird)