Boldly Going Nowhere

Boldly Going Nowhere

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Boldly Going Nowhere episodes

  • Episode 232 - Adventures in Goop: Take Two #GoopDeck
    On this episode of Boldly Going Nowhere, we talk about how Hank Azaria is retiring from the role of Apu, how the next James Bond won’t be played by a woman (but not for the reason you'd think) and how 20th Century Fox will reboot (at least in name). We also discuss Brian's e-mails from Gwyneth Paltrow in a segment we'd like to call "Adventures in Goop". ​We also talk our Oscars predictions, Klondike Donut Bars and our local comic book shop is set on fire for no particular reason, all this and more on Boldly Going Nowhere.
    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 231 - Pepper Potts' Coochie Candle #GoopMailingList
    This week on Boldly Going Nowhere, it's 2020 and we're talking about the biggest chicken-related gaffe on Family Feud Canada (wait, what?), we also talk about how a Youtuber can beat out Netflix at de-aging "The Irishman (to check out the video, go to https://youtu.be/dyRvbFhknRc). Lastly, we traverse the depths of GOOP and check out Gwyneth Paltrow's newest creation "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle (no that's not a joke), we also might have signed Brian up for some GOOP related products and newsletters.
    48 min
  • Episode 230 - O Christmas Meat #NutYet #PotatiesSinceTheEighties
    On this pre-Thanksgiving episode, we talk Thanksgiving traditions (food, dessert), Sean discusses his nut allergy (which is curiously only aroused in November). We also discuss films we want to see before the year is over (Jojo Rabbit, The Lighthouse and The Irishman), we also discuss the best jersey design EVER (if you're from Maryland).
    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 229 - Stop Riverdancing On My Tits #RateMyCage
    On this episode of Boldly Going Nowhere, we talk about Disney+, we talk the things we like (the catalogue) and the things we didn't like (blu-ray cuts of Star Wars and cropped episodes of The Simpsons). We also discuss Nicolas Cage and the role he was born to play (himself!) On the Fat Shack, we talk boozy eggnog, fruity pebbles beer and Burger King tacos.
    59 min
  • Episode 227 - Laziness Pays Off
    On this episode of BGN, Sean is cross with Capital One for not giving him his money, even though he gave them his money, he also regales Colin with his first attempts to cook with a crock-pot. On the first ever Reverse Fat-Shack, Colin shows Sean a Thanksgiving Flamin' Hot themed monstrosity.
    48 min
  • Episode 226 - Brian's Hard/Soft Spots #TikTokStartTheClock
    ​This week on Boldly Going Nowhere, we discuss Joker's praise by critics (is it entirely warranted?) Brian also has mishaps at the theater due to new ticketing technology. We discuss Sean's somewhat unexpected success with TikTok (making keto-friendly frostys), also we discuss Hocus Pocus 2 (wait, what?)
    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 225 - The Way Car Buying Shouldn't Be - Part Three - Sonic Boom
    On this episode of Boldly Going Nowhere, Colin and Brian reminisce about their scouting trip to Buffalo and how much fun they had, right up until they had car trouble that left them stranded. They discuss the sights, the location and the food, they also discuss the car troubles (tows, rentals and late night rescue by Sean). Alex also discusses her recent indecisiveness with whether or not to leave Brian on a corner at night.
    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 224 - Live From The Baltmore Podcast Festival #WorldOfWhinecraft
    Well Hello! Tonight, we are live at The Crown as part of the The Baltimore Podcast Festival 2019! First, welcome to the World of Whinecraft, Activision bans a pro gamer from competition because he supports Hong Kong protesters, which causes the Internet to melt down. The Giraffe is back and is wearing red. Toys R Us is coming back, but only online with the help of former rival Target? And on The Fat Shack... Reese’s Cookie Skillets are a thing and they look delicious and ICEE makes bath bombs, and no, you can’t eat them.
    27 min
  • Episode 223 - I Had This Salad #PantsAreSizing
    On this nostalgic episode of Boldly Going Nowhere, Colin reminisces about his fall at a US Air Guitar event, Brian talks about his latest high-flying, death-defying match as a member of the House of Pain Wrestling School and his almost-injury. Sean also discusses his time at Towson University, complete with IKEA frames and kiddie pool wrestling,
    40 min