In which you, the reader, are introduced to the hamlet, burg, or village of Hamburgville and the two great mysteries lurking in its borders...

"Hello, Person" is a serialized podcasting of Garrett Burnett's latest book. It is about a unicorn named Phil who wakes up after eons of hibernation and is taken in by college students. He falls in love with life in the modern world. Unfortunately for poor Phil, any number of ne'er-do-wells begin hunting him so they can exploit his magical powers.

From Bologna Riffle Books.