We're back on island time with this one! Come hang (ten) out with us as we discuss Camilla Belle's reputation, the fact that this movie should be about farts, and how we like to be handed change when we pay for things in cash (a thing neither of us has done in several years). 

**This episode also includes an important PSA (Pea Soup Addendum)**

Mom Rating: eh, G. 

Originally recorded mid-April 2022.

Heyyyyy remember how we said several months ago that we'd be releasing a new episode every two weeks? Lol we are stinkers but the important thing is that WE ARE BACK and so are the DUMB PREMISES FOR DCOMS! 

Join us for the usual riveting discussion; topics of interest include Old Timey Kids ™, a mayor who could be related to a beloved McDonald's mascot, and why Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story is actually an iconic queer film. 

Oh yeah, it's about bowling in like a really major way. 

We finally watched The Color of Friendship and, ummmm, why was this a made-for-TV movie? Offensive, tbh. 

This episode is in a league of its own because the movie is in a league of its own. 

If you haven't watched it, just do it (CW racism and racial slurs). 

Will return to our regularly scheduled bullsh*t in two weeks.

It's the top 50 Disney characters (according to Girl Gone Geek), y'all! Light spoiler: A horse is not number 1. 

Mom Rating: Definite PG-69. She can listen to the next one! 

Is this still trending on TikTok?

In today's bonus episode, we play Smash or Pass with Girl Gone Geek's list of top 100 Disney characters (Number 100-51). It's not the list we would have gone with! 

Mom Rating: PG-69. Sorry, mom, it's literally about which animated characters I would have relations with.

It's part 2 of our coverage of Up, Up, and Away and Mary Cait watched Sky High in the time between recording part 1 and part 2. Whoopsies. 

Can't-miss topics include: Elphaba's Body Hair, Gentlemen-Only-Ladies-Forbidden, and Scandal at Wes's High School! (That last one is actually not to be missed!) 

Mom Rating: PG-69 again. Mom, don't listen to this one. 

Why's it a two-parter? Because we spent way too much time talking about the Aladdin character's we'd F, Wes's school dance experiences, and why MC's dad fast forwards through sex scenes sometimes. 

And MC shows her hand by forgetting a very, very, important word. 

Mom Rating: PG-69. Sorry, Mom. 

Thanks for listening and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!

... and then life happened so we're releasing it now. 

CW: talk of rape culture and mentions of sexual harrassment/assault.

Mom Rating ™: R (I won't get disowned for this one, but she might not love it)

WE WILL RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING IN THE COMING WEEKS!

Thanks for listening. We love you.

Awwww yeah, it's the first Lawrence Bros joint! Join us as we discuss this iconic film where two of the brothers play cousins and the other one foreshadows the iconic Brokeback Mountain. And we totally drop the ball and don't call a "Mare Alert." Sorry. 

Mom Rating: PG for brief g*y p*rn references (what is this show)

P.S. We're sorry for the delay on this one and sorry in advance for the delay on the next one! We hope to be back to our regular schedule starting mid-October. There may be some fun extras before then! 

Episode Eleven, time to get Elev-ated! We're back and taking a good hard look at Don't Look Under the Bed, a movie that goes hard and doesn't know how to quit. Get ready for a wiggly fruit thing, a human man with a pelvic diaper, and a lovely little bust! Oh, and Wes and MC create a new holiday and we THINK you're all gonna be into it. Mom Rating: PG-69!