Bone and Beam United

Bone and Beam United

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Bone and Beam United episodes

  • Episode 192 - Party Like It's 1998

    Happy Soccer Podcast Day!


    On this week's episode, Bone is back from Tennessee (or is he???) and Beam has left Prince William long enough to join for some soccer discussion. First things first - the Crew are BACK, Scoring goals and winning games in ways we haven't seen since the 90s. Which is appropriate, given the team is celebrating 90s night at the stadium this weekend.


    The guys briefly broke down the matchup with New England, and Bone discussed some listener mail he received.


    Then, the discussion turned to the idea of MLS teams all chipping in to pay for Lionel Messi's salary. Which is dumb (spoiler alert). Finally, the guys talked about Arsenal, Manchester City, and the battle for the top of the Premier League.


    Also, this episode will air on Saturday evening at 6pm ahead of Crew coverage, so if it sounds a little more polished and less drunk than usual, that's why. You're welcome.

    41 min
  • Episode 191 - Guess Who's Back
    Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On this week's show, Beam makes his return, and talks a little bit about his first handful of weeks of being a dad. Then, the guys get into the Crew's 6-1 thrashing of Atlanta last weekend (6:35).
    They also quickly hit on Lionel Messi's not-so-great looking tattoos (11:45) and realize that we've gone too far with AI (14:29). After, they get back into the Crew's win over Atlanta, and discuss why Crew fans might have to tap the brakes just a little bit following the win (20:12).
    Next, they talk about Bayern Munich's firing of manager Julian Nagelsmann and replacing him with Thomas Tuchel (29:02). Finally, the guys discuss the Premier League Hall of Fame, including eligibility to get in, shoe-in candidates, and more (37:02).
    49 min
  • Bone and Beam United Present The Cup Episode 04 - Treason
    This week on the podcast, Bone is playing an episode of his podcast about the 2008 MLS Cup winning Columbus Crew team. Called "The Cup", the series focuses on the team that brought the first MLS Cup to Columbus. The episode he's put into the feed centers around the 2008 Eastern Conference Final between the Crew and the Chicago Fire. If you enjoy this episode, you can find the rest if these podcasts by searching "The Cup" on your favorite podcast player.
    57 min
  • Episode 190 - With special guest Pat Murphy

    Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On this week's show, Bone is joined by Pat Murphy of Massive Report, with Beam still on Dad Duty. On this episode, the guys recap the Crew's 1-1 tie against Toronto FC from last weekend and then they preview their upcoming match against the New York Red Bulls (9:58).



    Next, they discuss the ridiculousness that is Erling Haaland, including his five goal game against RB Leipzig and some absurd stats that further show his dominance (26:49).


    Then, they discuss the latest report on the Berhalter vs Reyna family feud (38:00). Finally, the guys close the show with a soul cleanse as good as any- making fun of Austin FC (1:00:09).

    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 189 - Formerly Massive Podcasters Join Forces

    In this episode, Brandon Beam is officially out of the lineup with "Having a baby" and we couldn't be happier for him. In his stead, Bone invited his longtime friend Sameh Fahmi, who is talented photographer, musician, and most relevant to this discussion, one of the driving forces behind the Massive Report podcast and website. Sam has been covering the Crew in some capacity since 2008, and if you've been at a Crew game in that time period, you've most likely seen him at games carrying his cameras and snapping photos.


    Sam and Bone discussed the Crew's recent 2-0 demolition of DC United on Crewsmas, and then talked about a variety of topics, including Sam's perspective as a fan who grew up in Egypt rooting for Al Ahly. Sam told a good number of stories, including what it was like to cover David Beckham and interview Thierry Henry; how the experience of attending Crew games is different from going to games around the world; and how a couple of Argentine soccer legends found their way into Sam's basement. Find Sam on social media at @Studio79.

    59 min
  • Episode 188 - Crewsmas Miracle

    Happy Soccer Podcast Day!


    On this week's episode, the guys lay out the plan for Beam, who will be off for a few weeks with the arrival of his newborn. They discussed Beam's love for Wayne Rooney (but also, his desire to fight the Manchester United legend who now coaches DC United), Bone's thoughts on separating the Haslams from the Crew, Apple TV in it's first week, and even a look around MLS after one week.


    Then, they switched gears and talked some European soccer - specifically how Arsenal is still the team to beat, Manchester United won an energy drink challenge, and Chelsea spent a boatload of cash for not a lot of goals.


    Finally, they switched back to Crew conversation, as Beam talked with Chris Doran, the radio voice of the Columbus Crew. As ever, tweet the show with your thoughts, concerns, or well-wishes for Baby Beam - @BoneBeamUnited.

    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 187 - Columbus Crew 2023 Season Preview
    Happy Soccer Podcast Day. This week, the guys previewed the upcoming Crew season in such expert fashion that they forgot to predict where the Crew will make the playoffs or not. Good start! That said, they talked about the departures, additions, and guys who need to step up for the Crew under Wilfried Nancy's capable leadership. Thoughts? Hit us up on twitter - @BoneBeamUnited
    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 186 - Goodbye Jona

    Happy Soccer Podcast Day!


    On this week's episode, Bone and Beam begin with MLS, as the season is right around the corner. The guys tell you why they're not all that excited for the start of the Columbus Crew season, their frustrations with the Jonathan Mensah trade, resentment towards ownership, and more (2:48).


    Next, they discuss the wild sequence in the Rangers vs Patrick Thistle match, something they both agree they've never quite seen before (18:22). The guys move on to Southampton nearly hiring Jesse Marsch and why the club likely decided not to. Along with that, they continue the campaign for Marsch to become the next USMNT manager (30:00). After that, they get into the Premier League, taking a look at the current table, Arsenal's recent struggles, and why their confidence currently sits with Manchester City (39:12).


    Then, the guys move to the Champions League, diving through the start of the Round of 16 results & Beam needs some gambling advice (43:45). Finally, they debate whether or not they think Neymar could make it in the Premier League, with Chelsea reportedly having interest in acquiring him (53:18).


    As always, find us on twitter, and hit us with your thoughts, suggestions, and/or job suggestions for Jesse Marsch - @BoneBeamUnited

    59 min
  • Episode 185 - Leeds American Seeks Employment
    Happy Soccer Podcast Day!
    On this week's show, Bone & Beam open up talking fatherhood, as Beam is on the verge of becoming a dad himself. Then, they get into the soccer, with Leeds United firing manager Jesse Marsch and why the timing of it didn't seem to make a lot of sense (4:24). Along with that, they discuss Leeds United's 2-2 draw against Manchester United, plus a discussion on Tyler Adams, Weston McKennie, and other USMNT players on Premier League clubs (10:25).
    After, the guys spend a few minutes on Marsch potentially taking over as the USMNT manager and mention a few other names who have been brought up for the job (22:06). Next, they talk about possibly buying a soccer club before quickly realizing they don't have enough money (26:27).
    Then, they dive into the allegations of Manchester City breaking Premier League financial rules, potential punishments the club could face, and what they believe the fallout could ultimately end up being (29:54). Finally, they wrap up with Lionel Messi's brother, who made some interesting comments about Barcelona while streaming on Twitch (48:14).
    Find us on twitter - @BoneBeamUnited
    52 min
  • Episode 184 - Hold Your Tongue and Say Apple TV

    Happy Soccer Podcast Day! On this week's episode, the guys open up talking MLS and how it's felt like a little bit of a quiet offseason for the Crew (1:12).


    Next, they do a full deep dive into the new MLS package on Apple TV. The guys debate the pros and cons of this deal, whether or not it's good for the league, and much more (3:35). After, they discuss the Welcome to Wrexham show and why they don't like "Euro Snobs" (although Beam sorta claims to be one himself) (24:27).


    Then, they break down Chelsea's transfer spending spree, and talk through whether or not it's good for both the team and the Premier League overall (39:40). Finally, they close with Leeds United signing Weston McKinnie and where there could be a small problem for the club moving forward after the move (53:46).


    As ever, hit us up on twitter with thoughts, questions, or your free login for Apple TV - @BoneBeamUnited

    59 min

About Bone and Beam United

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Two guys who love soccer, beer, and other things (but mostly soccer and beer) discuss everything in the world of soccer. From the biggest games in Champions League to absurdity of the transfer market…