From slurping sounds and misophonia to wedding day confessions, passive-aggressive narcissists, and parents who let their kids dictate weekend plans. They roast bad gas station etiquette, debate who's really "managing" group travel, and break down fake sympathy gestures like "sorry for your loss." Plus, listener-submitted video bones spark hilarious rants about freezer-burnt sausage and pump-hogging lotto players. If you love raw, honest comedy, unfiltered takes on modern life, and comedians calling out everyday nonsense, this is your new favorite episode.

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Group texts during live games, snapping at waiters, red onions ruining burgers, and the chaos of missing hunting licenses. From mob-adjacent impressions to British retail bone-picking and absurd hypotheticals (like pooping Rolexes), no gripe is too small for these comics to roast. Packed with fan-submitted gripes, personal stories, and rapid-fire banter, this episode brings unfiltered comedy gold and relatable pet peeves to the mic. Don't miss your weekly dose of stand-up-level storytelling, brutal honesty, and absurd laughter—all from NYC's own comedy legends.

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In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese dive into wild stories about bad hotel room service, broken "Do Not Disturb" signs, ridiculous social media fakes, and over-the-top real estate listing jokes. They roast everything from fake military reunion videos to magic tricks gone wrong, and even debate if getting p*gged is worth $50 million! Plus, hear Robert's epic rant about outdated Halloween decorations still standing in April. Packed with nonstop laughs, unfiltered rants, and quickfire bones to pick, this episode is a must-watch for fans of comedy podcasts, stand-up comedians, and brutally honest takes on today's fake internet culture.

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Bobby goes off on a guy wearing a leather top hat in a coffee shop, Paul questions whether straight men should even be flight attendants, and the duo debates just how many handicap parking spots a store really needs. From fashion crimes to in-flight service fails to overcrowded sinks and over-the-top bathroom clutter, no petty grievance is safe. Plus, fan-submitted bones bring the chaos with photographic evidence and a passionate video rant about abuse of handicap placards. Tune in for rants, roast-style riffs, and laugh-out-loud commentary.

In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, comedy legends Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi welcome a call in from comedy icon Colin Quinn for an off-the-rails, laugh-packed session of grievances, rants, and unexpected wisdom. From live plants in restaurants to overbooked airlines and absurd movie tropes, no topic is safe. Colin joins the chaos mid-show to share his signature dry wit and absurd characters, while fans send in their own "bones to pick"—including a wild tale about a vomiting child in a Chili's. This episode blends raw honesty, clever bits, and nonstop riffing in the only way these veteran comics know how. If you love stand-up comedy, inside-baseball industry talk, and comics being comics, this is a must-watch.

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In this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off on a wild ride—from Mike's car getting stolen in Queens to outrageous strip club stories, awkward vitamins, and a heated rant about society's fear of confronting public mental health breakdowns. They tackle everything from lazy cops to the reality of losing a car and a job in 48 hours, all while managing to keep it funny, intense, and relatable. Plus, they dive into fan-submitted "bones to pick," giving shoutouts and laughs to listeners around the world—including a hilarious segment on tornado watch vs. warning confusion.

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On this episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off the rails with hilarious rants about juicy-lipped cops, disappointing hotel meatballs, Tesla vandalism, and the mystery of standing on vs in line. The crew also roasts flavored lip balm, mourns bad appetizers, and dives into fan-submitted "bones to pick" including roundabouts and loading zone violations. Packed with wild banter, absurd impressions, and a Broadway-worthy musical bit about beef jerky, this episode brings unfiltered laughs and relatable gripes. Don't miss the beef, bones, and brilliance—subscribe now and join the Bone Brigade!

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In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into their biggest daily annoyances, from embarrassing parenting moments to awkward gym dads and the never-ending debate on phone placement. The guys also tackle delusional sports parents, the rise of Ozempic and weight-loss injectables, mental health therapy routines, and the overhype of Flamin' Hot Cheeto bagels. With outrageous fan-submitted "bones" and brutally honest takes on everything from Ziploc bags to women's sports to overhead bins on planes, this episode delivers nonstop laughs, real talk, and some spicy roasts. If you love raw comedy with zero filter and maximum relatability, don't miss this one.

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Here are the top 10 moments you can expect in this episode:

• "Men, Stop Putting Your Phone in Your Back Pocket – It Looks Ridiculous"

• "Delusional Parents: Your Kid's Not the Victim, He's the Problem"

• "Ozempic, Wegovy, and Why Just 'Eating Better' Isn't Enough Anymore"

• "Flamin' Hot Cheeto Bagels Are Proof Humanity Has Gone Too Far"

• "Cheap Ziploc Bags Are Ruining Lives—Spend the Extra 89 Cents!"

• "Why Every Dad at Youth Sports Looks Exactly the Same"

• "Busted: Paul Goes to Therapy More Than He'll Admit"

• "People Who Hover at the Car Wash Deserve Jail Time"

• "We Don't Hate Women's Sports… But Also, C'mon"

• "Airplane Rage: Oversized Bags, Entitlement & Overhead Bin Chaos"

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into the daily annoyances that grind their gears, from people hogging mobile order pickup counters to absurd movie continuity errors (seriously, where do those blood oath scars go?). The guys also debate the quirks of air travel, share fan-submitted bones to pick, take on the unsolicited medical advice epidemic and including a rant about animated pets driving cars—this episode is packed with comedy gold. Don't miss it!

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Bones addressed:

• People who don't move when the train reaches the final stop
• The ridiculousness of blood oaths in movies and lack of continuity
• Pets driving cars in animated movies being too unrealistic
• People hovering around mobile order pickup areas and grabbing the wrong items
• Unsolicited medical advice from people with no expertise, especially for migraines
• Shoes left near stairs instead of being put away properly
• The frustration of unnecessary YouTube censorship and algorithms hiding certain content
• Annoying train etiquette and entitled passengers
• The way some people handle their coffee orders in public
• The absurdity of small daily annoyances that build up over time