Just another day in the life of a kindergartner. Oy vey.

birthday

kitchen noises

noise reduction

post production

dinosaur oatmeal

school drop off

lunch app

smartboard

lunch seating

lunchbox side

living room

burritos

cheese

cookies

milk

stromboli vs. frito pie

where the dough meets the weenie

love you

patty cake

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Early-morning-before-school-cast. Does anybody want our fish?

checkbooks,

cybercasts,

still crying at school,

rockabye baby,

office,

running toilet,

shopkins,

golf balls,

air,

dust,

plastic,

fedex,

fishtank,

mittens,

hot chocolate,

flannel,

cocoa

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Anxiety abounds as the 4th, wait, 5th day of kindergarten approaches. Reminds me of my pre-4th-grade ER visit for a (fake) panic attack.

4th day of kindergarten

anxiety

lonliness

moldy french press

dada heart

kindergaten depression

after-school nes rental

last bus stop

gushers

sunny d

wait, 5th day of kindergarten

12 grades

college

buddhism

bad thoughts

oatmeal

blowdrying bobs

happy school wishes

anxiety attack

emergency room

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Recorded after picking Bonnie up at the bus stop on the 2nd day of kindergarten. Will she be scared and lonely or happy and excited? Tune in to find out.

kindergarten

bus

handrail

finger burn

bus crying

crying

school lunch

lunch trays

elementary pizza

pb&j slamwich

sloppy joe

school salad

powder ranch

salad kids

sad

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Death!

if dad died

shopkins death necklace

business accounts

melted shopkins soup

cremation

speading ashes at gamestop

car wrap coffin

cold ear lobes

pumpkin heads

shrunken heads

podcast death

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Welp, with Bonnie turning five this week, we forgot to record a podcast. Womp womp

This is the last time you will ever hear Bonnie as a 4-year-old.

baby ear piercing

almost 5 birthday

exploding nail polish

rock collection

fire collection

egg hand

farting

barbershop haircut

shaving cream warmer

reindeer horn material

mr. velvet ear

spanish

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Join us at a buffet, a cavern, and a bed.

vegas style buffet

saxaphone

genie wish

anti-aging

infinite money

infinite candy

curse magic

genie candle

magic wand

time stopping ability

flying

alabaster caverns

cave pokemon

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The camping trilogy will never be resolved. There will be no episode 3. Instead, you can aurally witness a monumental achievement by Bonnie in this week’s ep.

not camping

c-a-t

pure power

secret

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Part 2 of our Robbers Cave State Park camping adventure.

90s lanterns

d batteries

exploring

adventuring

dirt tents

boredom

be fun parents

hiking in the dark

wild animals

bad acting

dog poop

wolf fake-out

bad words

fire starting

campground flotsam

toxic kindling

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