In this short outtake, Jennie, Erin, and Jason tackle one of Middle-earth’s most important unanswered questions: who should make the cut for their ideal Fellowship? From hot elves and rugged rangers to wildly impractical additions, the trio reimagines the quest to destroy the One Ring with a roster that is equal parts strategic and completely unhinged. Nerdy debates, questionable logic, and plenty of chubworthy laughs.

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Inspired by Kiss of the Basilisk, this episode spirals into pure chaos. Jennie, Erin, and Jason follow the strangest tangents—basilisk boogers, sturdy cervix debates, the mystery of Figure 8, and party pranks gone wrong—plus a nostalgic detour into Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Buckle up.

In Bear by Marian Engel, librarian Lou heads to a remote island to catalog books and ends up in a wildly unconventional relationship that’s equal parts literary and bizarre. Jennie, Erin, and Jason try to process it all, with side trips into bingo cards, Lord of the Rings, and the ever-present shadow of problematic exes.

Is it a cocktail… or something a little more scandalous? Jennie, Erin, and Jason play a dangerous guessing game, trying to decide whether hilariously named items are mixed drinks or sex positions. Ever heard of a “Sister Tickle”? You will now. Come for the curiosity, stay for the chaos.

Inspired by Kiss of the Basiliskby Lindsay Straube, this episode goes completely off the rails. Jennie, Erin, and Jason chase wild tangents—from Face/Off to Falcor, the rabbit, and the very important question: why is that position called “the Verhoeven”? Chaos guaranteed.

Jennie, Erin, and Jason take on Showgirls—and immediately question their life choices. Starring Elizabeth Berkley and directed by Paul Verhoeven, this infamous ride sparks a chaotic discussion on doggy show, nip sticks, and dip sticks. Regret has never been this entertaining

After the devastating weasel incident leaves a trail of basilisk casualties, everyone is reeling. Evelyn eyes a shocking plan, Leo prepares for a wedding, and Tem calls on Kora’s power for a deadly strike against Rowe. But everything changes when Apollo makes a brutal choice to stop Caspen in Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube. Jennie, Erin, and Jason unpack the chaos, plus Jose with an H, John Wick 2, and crypto bro Kings.

Tem is thrust into the ultimate test: presiding over a brutal 12-man tournament where alliances, ambition, and desire collide. With Caspen in the mix, the stakes couldn’t be higher. In Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube, Jennie, Erin, and Jason dive into the chaos, including the pod’s first Eiffel Tower, Basilisk HR training, and an unexpected number of pickle puns.

Tem finally learns how to petrify, but tensions rise with King Leo as the Basilisks demand she choose a champion from twelve contenders—including Caspen and his rival Rowe, now sporting a mysterious gilded upgrade. In Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube, Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss basilisk hospice care, preferred orifices, and the legend of the “flesh clarinet.”