Corrie and Ford finally uncover the forgettable Lance as the villain behind the expedition sabotage. After a deadly struggle leaves Ford presumed dead, he dramatically returns at the dig’s celebration. Their adventures continue, but our journey with Raiders of the Lost Heart ends here. Jennie, Erin, and Jason also discuss dogsitting, Unfaithful, Ozymandias, Scooby-Doo, evil FIFA, Aehako, disappointing Beast transformations, Fabio, Michael Eisner, and the Disney Renaissance.

Secret romances? Check. Archaeological sabotage? Check. Absolute podcast chaos? Always. Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss Raiders of the Lost Heart by Jo Segura as Corrie and Ford uncover Ethan and Sunny's hidden relationship and hunt for the camp saboteur. Then it's on to dogsitting a Great Pyrenees, office fashion crimes, 1,000-piece puzzles, Golden Girls vs. Ninja Turtles, pathetic breakups, and the legend of Bi-Curious George.

Corrie and Ford finally give in to the chemistry that's been building all book long, but romance takes a back seat when someone in camp attempts to steal priceless artifacts. After a steamy swim in a questionable jungle pond, the pair uncover the remains of the legendary Aztec warrior Chimalli in Raiders of the Lost Heart by Jo Segura. Jennie, Erin, and Jason also debate Taco Bell, office mail pranks, the Motorboating Station, and the life-saving technique nobody asked for: preventative CPR.

In Raiders of the Lost Heart by Jo Segura, an archaeological expedition in Oaxaca pushes Corrie and Ford’s enemies-to-lovers tension into new territory, from storm-soaked tents to rising emotional stakes, while Corrie navigates being an over-sexualized archaeologist with a PhD. Jennie, Erin, and Jason debate casting David Corenswet and Jenna Ortega, unpack “PH double D,” and share wildly unhinged sex dreams.

Dr. Corrie Mejia and rival archaeologist Ford Matthews continue their love-hate expedition in Raiders of the Lost Heart by Jo Segura, where tension runs high and feelings get even messier. Jennie, Erin, and Jason break down naming sex toys, the infamous ice cream sandwich incident, a passionate defense of cargo pants, and a deeply confusing “cancer mom” tattoo.

Dr. Corrie Mejia takes a mysterious dig to find a legendary Aztec warrior’s resting place, but she’s stuck partnering with Ford Mathews—the classmate she can’t stand (and can’t ignore). In Raiders of the Lost Heart by Jo Segura, Jennie, Erin, and Jason riff on Indiana Jones vibes, Chipotle orders, fictional crush-or-pass debates, and wildly questionable French accents.

In this short outtake, Jennie, Erin, and Jason tackle one of Middle-earth’s most important unanswered questions: who should make the cut for their ideal Fellowship? From hot elves and rugged rangers to wildly impractical additions, the trio reimagines the quest to destroy the One Ring with a roster that is equal parts strategic and completely unhinged. Nerdy debates, questionable logic, and plenty of chubworthy laughs.

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Inspired by Kiss of the Basilisk, this episode spirals into pure chaos. Jennie, Erin, and Jason follow the strangest tangents—basilisk boogers, sturdy cervix debates, the mystery of Figure 8, and party pranks gone wrong—plus a nostalgic detour into Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Buckle up.

In Bear by Marian Engel, librarian Lou heads to a remote island to catalog books and ends up in a wildly unconventional relationship that’s equal parts literary and bizarre. Jennie, Erin, and Jason try to process it all, with side trips into bingo cards, Lord of the Rings, and the ever-present shadow of problematic exes.