City girl Autumn Leeds heads to Montana to write an exposé on love at a working ranch and finds herself face to face with cowboy Ethan Cruz. We kick off The Cowboy’s E-Mail Order Bride by Cora Seton. Jennie, Erin, and Jason spiral into rom-com comparisons, Zach Efron debates, Rules of Attraction energy, nipple talk, and some truly funny prospectors.

Violet and Rourke finally give in to their feelings and settle into unexpected domestic bliss in Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta. Jennie, Erin, and Jason break it all down while debating stretchy elves, Big Ang, Scary Movie, hot mayonnaise, and the surprising physics of minotaur lovemaking.

Violet finds herself increasingly intrigued by her minotaur client Rourke in Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta. Jennie, Erin, and Jason break down workplace curiosity, unexpected chemistry, and what happens when a routine job gets complicated. Along the way they also cover guardian bitch slaps, proper lip color choices, Fairuza Balk, and the fine art of massage etiquette.

We meet Violet as she lands an unexpected job at a pharmaceutical company with a very unconventional supply chain. In Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta, Jennie, Erin, and Jason dig into first impressions, workplace weirdness, and monster appeal, plus side chats on Will Smith, hot moth men, and deeply suspicious massage tables.

We review the streaming holiday movie Hot Frosty, starring Lacey Chabert and Dustin Milligan. Jennie, Erin, and Jason get into favorite Christmas movies, unexpected Stallone tangents, body building glow-ups, thirsty doctors, and the ever-present threat of neighborhood cougars. Cozy, chaotic, and very on brand.

Nothing says the holidays like a good clips episode. Join Jennie, Jason, and Erin as they dig into outtakes and side chats about high school crushes, friendships that take unexpected turns, and the kind of stories that only come out when the mics stay on a little too long. Cozy, chaotic, and just unhinged enough for the season.

We review the 1990 film The Forbidden Dance, centered on the Lambada craze. Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss pain pouches, thirsty shamans, the difference between Portuguese and Spanish, and the many social issues packed into a very 90s movie.

We wrap up Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Jason takes umbrage with spicy snake sex, Jennie tries to figure out what’s going on with him, and Erin leans into her femme fatale era.

Tem’s wedding day erupts into chaos when Basilisks crash the royal celebration in Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Jennie, Erin, and Jason dive into trucker hats, lederhosen, adult pinata parties, blood-filled accessories, and a dash of Sabrina Carpenter.

Tem reaches the final three in the Princess Bride competition and spends a night in the castle, but slips away to find Caspen. Leo and Caspen strike a pact to end Basilisk bloodletting. Jennie, Erin, and Jason dig into inter-species romance, pretzel-shaped anatomy, bowling-alley announcements, drunk relatives, and Chad Powers.