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REBOOT!
We just had a bit of sporadic time off with Jai being in Texas and Simon organising a wedding, then being wedded.
This week bangs. You should listen.
There's been the (pretend) discovery of a lifetime and we are first to break the incredibly breaking news.
Simon drunkenly watches the strangest martial art, Jai is done with Incels and also the country of Wales.
Also, the buddies finally work out a way for Simon to eat gluten again.
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This week, Simon becomes a cautionary folk-tale and the buddies talk selling glow-in-the-dark bodies on the Black Market™
We had a little time off while Jai travelled to the land of freedom but we're back and coming in hot.
This week the buddies get in to going platinum, the real price of space suits and Simon shares the wildest commercial anyone has ever seen.
See you next Tuesday, but on Monday
Okay, listen.
But stuff.
See you then, you sexy things.
You guys know much aliens? What about time travel?
Well, this week we hear from a guy that doesn't know much about either of those things. Yep, and he blows the lid on all of it.
Jai and Simon also become poo detectives.
"Hello"
-Adele
This week, the buddies become ghost hunters and get cucked by tradesmen.
"Goodbye"
-Also Adele probably
This 'sode (I'm so sorry for calling it that) is a good one.
Simon fights crime with his butthole, Jai gives Simon some genius ideas for his upcoming wedding that will probably lead to his upcoming divorce and they get in to the nitty gritty of living life to fullest.
Take your pants off. It's part of it
This week the buddies do stuff, they say stuff, they learn stuff.
There's some stuff about Mexican Batman, zombie security guards, ordering pretend food your mental health and the weirdest way to become an artist.
This week was a wild one, so bear with us.
Simon just got back from Japan, so there's some cool stories there.
Ciao x
From the publisher's feed
Jai Ashman and Simon Giacomin are two buddies that can read, but choose not to.
Each week they talk shop, unwind, solve problems that they, themselves, created and have a ball. Several of…