What does a donkey and a hearse have in common? Probably nothing but we're talking about both on todays storytime.

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It's 50 Shades of Fucked Up. We're talking about Grey by EL James which is Fifty Shades of Grey but from the point of view of Christain, who is problematic. Listen for great relationship advice that includes red flags to look out for if you are a recent college grad being pursued by a millionaire who needs a better therapist. 

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Todays story time we go over a spooky story of masked killers and the tale of a family whose dog wrote a manuscript that they published about a vampire bunny.

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Today we are talking about Teddy Bare: The Last of the Kennedy Clan by Zad Rust. This book is essentially half talking about what happened at Chappaquiddick and half about how the author thinks there is some huge communist conspiracy covering up a cold blooded murder, and not just the real facts that rich dudes get away with stuff.

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not zaddy, unfortunately. Don't buy books from antique stores because they might be written by a Nazi. Yep, Zad Rust is not his real name and actually he's a war criminal!!!!

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Long hair don't care, but a bad pixie cut is a catastrophe. We are talking about Cress by Marissa Meyers, the third in the Lunar Chronicles. This time we add Rapunzel to the mix, in the form of a teen who spent most of her life on a satellite but not in a cool way like Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century. Nothing is cooler than Zenon.

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Do you obey Jesus? If you answered no then you need to learn about the family! They're a fun group of chill dudes who support corrupt politicians and murderous dictators so they can make the governments of the world all obey Jesus. And yes, they do love to talk about how Hitler and his friends just had a common goal and really made things happen which Jesus wouldn't be mad about. It's all messed up and all happening to do this day.

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Who is Molech and why is he the God of capitalism? The answer will not surprise you. Molech is who Qanon followers think every Democrat worships because to them abortion = child sacrifice. That's it, that's the whole thing. 

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Good news, you have a millionaire dad. Bad news, he died and now there is a bounty out for your head. Zoey Ashe has inherited everything her dad owns, including his enemy which is a manosphere, mens rights, superhuman who will not leave her alone. Listen to us talk about Futuristic Violence & Fancy Suits by Jason Pargin (friend of the pod) to find out how to make the most unhinged plan to defeat your enemies.

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On this StoryTime we talk about the story of a fox who pretends to be dead just to watch a bunch of dudes try to get with his wife and then acts like his wife is the bad guy. Then we do a 180 and talk about Annie and Jack taking the magic tree house to the willd west where the convince a man to quit his lucrative job as a horse salesman to become a writer. Kids give bad advice.

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